《My Name Is》歌词

[00:02:43] Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

[00:02:43] My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

[00:02:43] Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

[00:02:43] My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

[00:02:43] Ahem.. excuse me!

[00:02:43] Can I have the attention of the class

[00:02:43] For one second?

[00:02:43] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

[00:02:43] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)

[00:02:43] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

[00:02:43] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

[00:02:43] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

[00:02:43] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

[00:02:43] And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"

[00:02:43] Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

[00:02:43] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:02:43] Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:02:43] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

[00:02:43] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[00:02:43] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

[00:02:43] Faster than a fat B***h who sat down too fast

[00:02:43] C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

[00:02:43] I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off!

[00:02:43] My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high

[00:02:43] The only problem was my English teacher was a guy

[00:02:43] I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

[00:02:43] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

[00:02:43] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)

[00:02:43] Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians

[00:02:43] Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"

[00:02:43] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[00:02:43] I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do

[00:02:43] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[00:02:43] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

[00:02:43] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

[00:02:43] And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

[00:02:43] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)

[00:02:43] So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

[00:02:43] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

[00:02:43] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!

[00:02:43] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

[00:02:43] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

[00:02:43] Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

[00:02:43] I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

[00:02:43] All my life I was very deprived

[00:02:43] I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

[00:02:43] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

[00:02:43] I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere)

[00:02:43] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

[00:02:43] HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)

[00:02:43] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[00:02:43] Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)

[00:02:43] I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)

[00:02:43] And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)

[00:02:43] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had