《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Deja Vu (似曾相识)

[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:07] May I have your attention please

[00:00:09] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:19] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:21] Jaws all on the floor

[00:00:22] Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:24] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture

[00:00:28] It's the return of the

[00:00:29] Oh wait no way your kidding

[00:00:31] He didn't just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:33] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:35] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement

[00:00:38] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:39] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:42] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:44] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

[00:00:47] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:49] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:51] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:54] But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:56] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:58] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:03] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:05] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:07] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:08] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:10] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:13] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:15] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:17] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:19] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:21] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:24] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:25] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:28] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:29] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:33] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:34] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:37] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:39] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:42] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

[00:01:44] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:47] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:49] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:51] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:53] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:01:58] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:02:00] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:03] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:05] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:07] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:10] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:12] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D

[00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

[00:02:16] All you do is annoy me

[00:02:17] So I've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:19] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:21] Who cuss like me

[00:02:22] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:23] Who dress like me

[00:02:24] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:25] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:27] But not quite me

[00:02:28] I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:29] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:33] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:34] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:37] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:38] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:42] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:43] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:46] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:48] Cause I'm only giving you

[00:02:49] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:51] The only difference is

[00:02:52] I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:54] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:02:56] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:58] And whether you like to admit it

[00:02:59] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:03:02] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:05] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30

[00:03:07] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:10] Pinching nurses asses

[00:03:11] When I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

[00:03:13] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:14] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

[00:03:17] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:19] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:21] Screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:22] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:24] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:26] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:28] And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:30] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:33] Cuz I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:34] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:37] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:39] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:42] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:43] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:44] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:46] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:03:48] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:51] I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:52] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:53] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:55] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:57] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:00] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:01] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:03] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:05] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:06] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:11] Ha ha

[00:04:12] Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

[00:04:16] F**k it let's all stand up