《[22]sick days病假》歌词

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[00:00:01] CEO: I've read your report, and I'm not sure I agree with you.

[00:00:04] You think you can get attendance inproved by

[00:00:07] requiring salaried employees to take their all of their sick days?

[00:00:11] HR Manager: That's right. I know it must sound crazy to you,

[00:00:14] but we believe there will be fewer absences this way.

[00:00:19] CEO: We give them 10 or 15 sick days per year.

[00:00:23] Surely requiring people to take them couldn't possibly help.

[00:00:27] It sounds like a counter - productive policy change to me.

[00:00:31] HR Manager: Right now, we have incentives encouraging employees

[00:00:34] to come to work as often as possible.

[00:00:36] But employees with colds and the flu

[00:00:38] are coming to work and infecting their colleagues.

[00:00:41] CEO: I see.

[00:00:42] So our current policies are encouraing sick people to come to work,

[00:00:45] resulting in more sick employees.

[00:00:48] HR Manager: That's right.

[00:00:49] If sick days were mandatory, sick people would stay home.

[00:00:53] We wouldn't have these company-wide epidemics.

[00:00:56] CEO: Let's give it a shot!