《If I Could Play Piano》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Could Play Piano - Allan Sherman

[00:00:00] All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante

[00:00:02] As I suppose you have too

[00:00:04] And the next thing is kind of

[00:00:05] A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote

[00:00:07] And it goes like this

[00:00:28] If I could play the piano

[00:00:30] Like I'd like to play the piano

[00:00:32] I would sit down at the piano

[00:00:34] And I'd play

[00:00:40] That's how I'll play the piano night and day

[00:00:44] If I could play the banjo

[00:00:46] Like I'd like to play the banjo

[00:00:47] I'd go out and buy a banjo

[00:00:49] And a pick

[00:00:55] I mean I'd play the banjo really slick

[00:00:59] If I could play the bongos

[00:01:01] I'd go get a set of drums

[00:01:07] I'd entertain my chums

[00:01:09] And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs

[00:01:11] But I can't play the piano

[00:01:12] Or the banjo or the bongos

[00:01:15] Cause when I sit down to play

[00:01:16] The people laugh

[00:01:22] So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph

[00:01:26] But my phonograph is broke

[00:01:28] My phonograph is broke

[00:01:30] My phonograph is broke

[00:01:32] I bought it in Hoboken

[00:01:34] They fixed it in Shamokin

[00:01:36] I mean it I'm not jokin'

[00:01:38] My phonograph is broke

[00:01:39] Let's finish this I'm chokin'

[00:01:41] I'm chokin' and I'm croakin'

[00:01:43] Hey stop the music

[00:01:45] Stop the music

[00:01:46] Stop the music

[00:01:49] Stop the music

[00:01:50] The following big finish comes to you

[00:01:52] From that other great piano player

[00:01:55] Van Cliburn

[00:01:56] Tank you