《You Can’t Get a Man with a Gun》歌词

[00:00:00] You Can't Get a Man with a Gun - Bernadette Peters

[00:00:01] Oh my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say

[00:00:06] That's why I'm such a wonderful shot

[00:00:10] I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day

[00:00:18] And now tell me what have I got

[00:00:27] I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger

[00:00:32] Than a pinpoint I'm number one

[00:00:36] But my score with a feller is lower than a cellar

[00:00:39] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:00:47] When I'm with a pistol I sparkle like a crystal

[00:00:51] Yes I shine like the morning sun

[00:00:56] But I lose all my luster when with a bronco buster

[00:01:01] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:01:05] With a gun with a gun oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:01:15] If I went to battle with someone's herd of cattle

[00:01:20] You'd have steak when the job was done

[00:01:24] But if I shot the herder they'd holler bloody murder

[00:01:30] And you can't shoot a male in the tail like a quail

[00:01:38] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:01:44] I'm cool brave and daring to see a lion glaring

[00:01:51] When I'm out with my Remington

[00:01:54] But a look from a mister will raise a fever blister

[00:02:01] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:02:05] The gals with umbrellas are always out with fellers

[00:02:10] In the rain or the blazin' sun

[00:02:13] But a man never trifles with gals who carry rifles

[00:02:20] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:02:24] With a gun with a gun oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:02:33] A Tom Dick or Harry

[00:02:36] Will build a house for Carrie

[00:02:38] When the preacher has made them one

[00:02:42] But he can't build you houses

[00:02:46] With buckshot in his trousers

[00:02:50] Cause a man may be hot

[00:02:58] But he's not

[00:02:59] When he's shot

[00:03:01] Oh you can't get a man with a gun

[00:03:11] A man's love is mighty

[00:03:16] He'll even buy a nightie

[00:03:19] For a gal who he thinks is fun

[00:03:25] But they don't buy pajamas

[00:03:30] For Pistol packin' mamas

[00:03:34] Cause a man may be hot

[00:03:39] But he's not

[00:03:43] When he's shot

[00:03:46] Oh you can't get a man with a gun