《倒霉蛋蛋》歌词

[00:00:00] 倒霉蛋蛋 - 响叮当

[00:00:00] 诶呀

[00:00:01] 你可是来电话了

[00:00:03] 我在医院呢

[00:00:04] 可是别提了

[00:00:05] 自己倒霉啊

[00:00:07] 以前女朋友结婚啦

[00:00:09] 我也来到现场啦

[00:00:11] 除了把我吓一跳

[00:00:12] 你们知道意味着啥

[00:00:14] 人家都是那一对对

[00:00:16] 就我一个五百瓦

[00:00:18] 最后实在没办法

[00:00:20] 打了电话找了个她

[00:00:22] 人家来了一看呀

[00:00:24] 关注的就是一顿打

[00:00:25] 打的个眼里全是花

[00:00:27] 一朵两朵三四朵

[00:00:29] 五朵六朵七八朵

[00:00:31] 我还没有数完啦

[00:00:33] 人家转身就走哇

[00:00:35] 我拔腿出门就去追

[00:00:36] 想要问个因为啥

[00:00:38] 刚出门口没三步

[00:00:40] 就听我又一声惨叫

[00:00:42] 原来一只大黑狗

[00:00:44] 照我腿上就一口

[00:00:46] 低下头去一看呀

[00:00:48] 才知人家的骨头啦

[00:00:51] 诶这不给弄到医院来啦

[00:00:54] 啥为啥打我

[00:00:55] 后来我才知道

[00:00:57] 结婚的是她的前男友

[00:00:59] 可我哪知道啊