《But I’m Just Thirteen》歌词

[00:00:00] But I'm Just Thirteen - Barry Louis Polisar

[00:00:10] Mom came home from the store last night

[00:00:14] With groceries in her left arm

[00:00:16] And groceries in her right

[00:00:17] She asked me why I'd left the door unlocked

[00:00:20] And why I was walking 'round

[00:00:22] In my socks

[00:00:23] Why the dog was sleeping

[00:00:24] On my nice clean bed

[00:00:25] Why I hadn't done a single thing she'd said

[00:00:28] Why the ice cream had melted

[00:00:29] On the kitchen stove

[00:00:31] Why I didn't let the dog out

[00:00:32] When he had to go

[00:00:33] Why my friends were over

[00:00:35] For cookies and milk

[00:00:35] Why the cookies were gone

[00:00:37] And the milk was spilt

[00:00:38] Why the goldfish were missing

[00:00:39] And the cat looked fed

[00:00:41] And who was doing jumping jacks in her bed

[00:00:45] Then with groceries in hand

[00:00:46] She went through the door

[00:00:47] Didn't see my roller skates lying on the floor

[00:00:53] She started to fall

[00:00:54] Her face turned green

[00:00:56] And me I said

[00:00:59] "but I'm just thirteen "

[00:01:07] There was grape juice on the ceiling

[00:01:09] And splattered on the floor

[00:01:10] Were the peanuts and the pickles

[00:01:11] And all across the door

[00:01:13] Were the mustard and the mayonnaise

[00:01:14] And watermelon too

[00:01:15] The jelly and the jiffy pop

[00:01:17] All sorts of gook and goo;

[00:01:18] Like cookies on the cabinets

[00:01:20] And raisins on the rug

[00:01:21] And melted 'cross the tablecloth

[00:01:22] A box of chocolate fudge

[00:01:24] Molasses on the light switch

[00:01:25] Syrup on the sink

[00:01:26] Honey on the hot dogs

[00:01:28] Something sure did stink

[00:01:29] Then doggie grabbed the hamburger

[00:01:30] And kitty grabbed the steak

[00:01:32] And running out the open door

[00:01:33] They ate and ate and ate

[00:01:35] Mom she started yelling

[00:01:36] You should have heard her scream

[00:01:39] And me I said "But I'm just thirteen "

[00:01:45] Mom made me clean up all the mess

[00:01:51] I said I didn’t do

[00:01:52] But I cleaned it all anyway

[00:01:54] Just like she told me to

[00:01:56] I piled garbage five feet high

[00:01:58] Can't say I didn't try

[00:01:59] In garbage cans and boxes

[00:02:01] And bags up to the sky

[00:02:03] When Dad came home from work

[00:02:05] He was tired as can be

[00:02:07] I guess he was so tired

[00:02:09] 'Cause Daddy didn't see

[00:02:10] The garbage I had piled

[00:02:12] And the work that was so hard;

[00:02:15] 'Cause when he hit 'em

[00:02:16] They just splattered all across the yard

[00:02:20] Dad of course exploded like

[00:02:22] A pot that popped it's lid

[00:02:23] He yelled at me and said "Now

[00:02:25] Look what you just did "

[00:02:28] There was garbage in the driveway

[00:02:29] Garbage on the ground

[00:02:31] Garbage on my Daddy

[00:02:33] Garbage all around

[00:02:34] Garbage on the window

[00:02:35] Garbage on the screen

[00:02:39] And me I said "But I'm Just thirteen "