《Makin’ Whoopee!》歌词

[00:00:00] Making Whoopee ! - Eddie Cantor

[00:00:17] Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin

[00:00:21] I am always on the outside looking in

[00:00:26] Maybe that is why I see the funny side

[00:00:30] When I see your fallen brother take a bride

[00:00:34] Weddings make a lot of people sad

[00:00:38] But if you're not the groom

[00:00:41] It's not so bad

[00:00:44] Another bride another June

[00:00:49] Another sunny honeymoon

[00:00:54] Another season another reason

[00:00:58] For makin' whoopee

[00:01:02] A lot of shoes a lot of rice

[00:01:06] The groom is nervous he answers twice

[00:01:11] It's really killing that he's so willing

[00:01:15] To make whoopee

[00:01:20] Picture a little love nest

[00:01:24] Down where the roses cling

[00:01:28] Picture the same sweet love nest

[00:01:32] Think what a year can bring

[00:01:36] He's washing dishes and baby clothes

[00:01:40] He's so ambitious he even sews

[00:01:44] But don't forget folks

[00:01:46] That's what you get folks

[00:01:48] For makin' whoopee

[00:02:01] Another year or maybe less

[00:02:05] What's this I hear

[00:02:07] Well can't you guess

[00:02:09] She fells neglected and he's suspected

[00:02:14] Of makin' whoopee

[00:02:18] She sits alone most every night

[00:02:22] He doesn't phone or even write

[00:02:26] He says he's busy but she says is he

[00:02:30] He's makin' whoopee

[00:02:35] He doesn't make much money

[00:02:39] Five thousand dollars per

[00:02:43] Some judge who thinks he's funny

[00:02:46] Says you'll pay six to her

[00:02:50] He says now judge suppose I fail

[00:02:54] The judge says budge right into jail

[00:02:58] You'd better keep her

[00:03:00] You'll find it's cheaper

[00:03:02] Than makin' whoopee