《Regretroid(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:02] there was a bounty hunter in the depths of space

[00:00:05] and she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face

[00:00:08] her name was samus aran, and she would destroy metroids

[00:00:11] when she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed

[00:00:15] she stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding

[00:00:18] and her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding

[00:00:21] what?!

[00:00:22] uh, nothing! i was just saying that you're brave

[00:00:24] uh... okay... hey, look over there! it's kraid!

[00:00:28] i'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen

[00:00:31] you're gonna die, motherf**ker, i take up five screens

[00:00:34] i'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!

[00:00:37] then you'll be digested and converted to feces!

[00:00:41] i'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes

[00:00:44] and your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs

[00:00:47] and your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?

[00:00:50] is that a problem, you f**k?!

[00:00:51] uh... no! prepare to die!

[00:00:54] kraid was hesitating, but samus was set to fight

[00:00:56] she got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight

[00:01:00] and kraid said:

[00:01:00] no wait, i think there has been a gigantic mistake

[00:01:03] i actually just wanted to give you some desserts that i baked

[00:01:06] but samus said:

[00:01:07] what pisses me off most in this world

[00:01:09] is when enemies get nice when they all find out i'm a girl

[00:01:13] so do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies

[00:01:16] and shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!

[00:01:19] stop treating me like i'm a sex object!

[00:01:22] mother brain's a woman, but she gets respect!

[00:01:25] yeah, kraid, you never talk to me that way!

[00:01:29] oh, gosh, i wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain!

[00:01:32] get the f**k off my planet, this is your last chance!

[00:01:35] i'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants

[00:01:38] that's it, you're all f**king dead!

[00:01:40] what? this room feels stuffy

[00:01:41] by the way, do you like puppies?

[00:01:43] here's a basket of puppies!

[00:01:48] whoops. killed the puppies.