《Shores of California》歌词

[00:00:00] Shores of California - The Dresden Dolls

[00:00:06] Written by：Amanda Palmer

[00:00:12] He's been trying with limited success

[00:00:16] To get this girl to let him get into her dress

[00:00:20] But every time he thinks he's getting close

[00:00:24] She threatens death before he gets a chance

[00:00:28] And that's the way it is in Minnesota

[00:00:32] And that's the way it is in Oklahoma

[00:00:37] That's the way it's been since protozoa

[00:00:41] First climbed onto the shores of California

[00:00:45] And she's been trying with limited success

[00:00:48] To get him to turn out the lights and dance

[00:00:53] 'Cause like any girl all she really wants

[00:00:56] That fickle little b**ch romance

[00:01:00] That fickle little b**ch romance

[00:01:04] And that is why a girl is called a tease

[00:01:09] And that is why a guy is called a sleaze

[00:01:12] And that's why god made escort agencies

[00:01:16] One life to live and mace and GHB

[00:01:24] And that's the way it is in Minnesota

[00:01:28] And that's the way it is in Oklahoma

[00:01:31] That's the way since the animals and noah

[00:01:35] First climbed onto the shores of California

[00:01:42] Must not be too kind

[00:01:50] Stop thinking love is blind

[00:01:58] Clench your fists yeah write

[00:02:06] She's just not my type yeah

[00:02:26] Why all these conflicting specifications

[00:02:30] Maybe to prevent overpopulation

[00:02:33] All I know is that all around the nation

[00:02:37] The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating

[00:02:41] The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating

[00:02:48] And that's the way it is in Minnesota

[00:02:52] And that's the way it is in Oklahoma

[00:02:56] That's the way Aristophanes and Homer

[00:03:00] Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata

[00:03:04] And that's the way it is in Minnesota

[00:03:08] And that's the way it is in Oklahoma

[00:03:12] That's the way it's been since protozoa

[00:03:16] First climbed onto the shores of California