《Bullet Proof Mustache (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:12] Bulletproof

[00:00:14] Bulletproof mustache

[00:00:20] Bulletproof mustache

[00:00:22] A yo twelve little simians jumping upon the bed bed

[00:00:25] One fell the f**k off landed and bumped his head head

[00:00:27] His mother called the doctor and this is what he said

[00:00:30] What he said

[00:00:31] Smoke dust till the ambulance runs a red runs a red

[00:00:34] Pandora opening up the d*mned box

[00:00:36] Dash a whale in the ocean like John Hancock

[00:00:39] D*mn when he's finished grabbing his balls

[00:00:41] He sat with half a gram and some British amateur p**n

[00:00:44] He should really stand up be a man and spark a nation

[00:00:47] But his d**k was titanium alloy with armor plating

[00:00:50] Sane remained in the seat calm and patient

[00:00:52] Trying to think about sandwiches rats Sarah Palin

[00:00:56] On the street rocking a dark halo

[00:00:58] Pay attention he's skillfully dodging a sharknado

[00:01:00] They say he's quite pathetic for causing mega harm

[00:01:04] But his brain is cybernetic like Schwarzenegger's arm

[00:01:07] The skill of the man with golden meatballs

[00:01:09] Who'll pop the eyes out of your skull like total recall

[00:01:12] The grand sapient tasting the canned flavoring

[00:01:15] Iller than Jean Claude Van punching a d*mn alien

[00:01:18] Yo you tried shooting at the bullet proof mustache

[00:01:21] The bullet ricochet then it rushed back so f**k that

[00:01:24] In the club rest with my three uzis

[00:01:26] Chirping a chick up in the bar with three boobies

[00:01:29] Hit the stage to rock a mean crowd

[00:01:32] With a tache to make burt Reynolds seem proud wow

[00:01:36] Got them like wow

[00:01:37] He's got a bullet proof mustache

[00:01:39] Lee Scott

[00:01:39] They planned to invade this cess pool planet in 93

[00:01:42] But landed to find me 'long tall sally on practicing thai chi

[00:01:47] Calm like a hindu cow

[00:01:49] Look what you've got yourselves into now

[00:01:51] I train for hours in the rain

[00:01:54] Picturesque mountainous terrain

[00:01:56] Sixty reps in a set smoking cigarettes in a vest

[00:02:00] With a boulder on my pigeon chest

[00:02:02] Left the whole city in a mess

[00:02:04] To save a single damsel in distress

[00:02:06] Necking whisky on me bill depressed

[00:02:10] Angry at god but I'm still the best man for the job

[00:02:13] F**k a presidents blessing

[00:02:14] I win quiet wars with deafening weapons

[00:02:17] You'll die before the lion roars

[00:02:19] F**k the credits I don't like awards

[00:02:21] I save us all while you shine your swords

[00:02:23] Teabag the mother ship with fire balls

[00:02:26] Then hit the ground like a crash landin'

[00:02:28] I'm the last man standing like Van Damme dancin'

[00:02:31] Raise the weapon teach the alien race a lesson

[00:02:33] Jesse Ventura 'tache circa 87

[00:02:36] Swinging a bat like Freddie Flintoff

[00:02:39] Braindead lawn mowing limbs off

[00:02:42] Malnourished rambo karate chopping a mango

[00:02:45] Into equal portions to feed the orphans

[00:02:48] You want your planet saving just ask

[00:02:51] The man with the bullet proof mustache

[00:02:54] You want your planet saving just ask

[00:03:01] The bullet proof mustache