《The Crab-Grass Baby》歌词

[00:00:01] The Crab-Grass Baby - Frank Zappa

[00:01:44] Stroke me pompadour pompaduooor pompaduooor pompaduooor Stroke me pompadour father Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend Ooo-wo-woo the white man's burden

[00:02:10] Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out and so I got a fifty-six Olds About the time I got it running decently she got in it and wrecked the trans tore it completely up so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land) It's so hard on a child when his car is f**ked up Buy me a Volvo faaather

[00:02:41] Isn't it terrific artificial RHONDA

[00:02:45] One-Adam-Twelve see the enormous white pompadour Ha-Ha-ha-ho That's a good one Hoo-hoo-hoo

[00:02:51] He's so young and yet SO WISE

[00:02:56] I pooped my pants pooped my pants pooped my pants I went doody faaather sob-sob-sob-sob-sob

[00:03:04] His vocabulary is astonishing

[00:03:06] So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while

[00:03:11] Ohhh I'm so lucky to have a son like this

[00:03:14] Barf me out gag me with a Volvo

[00:03:17] I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT

[00:03:21] Take me to the movies Buy me a balloon Stroke me pompadour

[00:03:26] Look Look Look at the pecker on him wouldja Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo Hoo hoo hoo

[00:03:35] Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM' However how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de three 'WISE MAMMIES' comin' atcha outa chute numba five