《White and Nerdy [In the Style of Weird Al Yankovic ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

[00:00:01] White and Nerdy [In the Style of Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:12] They see me mowin'

[00:00:14] My front lawn

[00:00:16] I know they're all thinking

[00:00:18] I'm so white n nerdy

[00:00:19] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:21] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:22] Can't you see I'm white n nerdy

[00:00:24] Look at me I'm white n nerdy

[00:00:26] I wanna roll with

[00:00:27] The gangsters

[00:00:29] But so far they all think

[00:00:31] I'm too white n nerdy

[00:00:33] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:34] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:35] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:00:38] We really white n nerdy

[00:00:39] First in my class here at M I T

[00:00:40] Got skills I'm a champion at D&D

[00:00:41] MC Escher that's my favorite MC

[00:00:43] Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

[00:00:45] My rims never spin to the contrary

[00:00:46] You'll find that they're quite stationary

[00:00:48] All of my action figures are cherry

[00:00:50] Stephen Hawking's in my library

[00:00:52] My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

[00:00:54] I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

[00:00:55] Yo I know Pi out to a thousand places

[00:00:57] Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

[00:00:58] I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

[00:01:00] I'm a whiz at Minesweeper I can play for days

[00:01:03] Once you see my sweet moves

[00:01:04] You're gonna stay amazed

[00:01:04] My fingers movin' so fast

[00:01:05] I'll set the place ablaze

[00:01:06] There's no killer rap I haven't run

[00:01:08] At Pascal well I'm number 1

[00:01:09] Do Vector calculus just for fun

[00:01:10] I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

[00:01:12] Happy Days is my favorite theme song

[00:01:13] I can sure kick your butt

[00:01:14] In a game of ping pong

[00:01:15] I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

[00:01:17] I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

[00:01:18] They see me roll on my Segway

[00:01:23] I know in my heart they think I'm

[00:01:25] White n nerdy

[00:01:27] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:28] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:29] Can't you see I'm white n nerdy

[00:01:31] Look at me I'm white n nerdy

[00:01:33] I'd like to roll with

[00:01:35] The gangsters

[00:01:37] Although it's apparent I'm too

[00:01:38] White n' nerdy

[00:01:39] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:41] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:42] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:01:44] How'd I get so white n nerdy

[00:01:46] I've been browsing inspectin'

[00:01:47] X-men comics you know I collect 'em

[00:01:48] The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em

[00:01:50] My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me

[00:01:52] Bored shopping online for deals

[00:01:53] On some writable media

[00:01:55] I edit Wikipedia

[00:01:56] I memorized the Holy Grail really well

[00:01:57] I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

[00:01:59] I got a business doing websites

[00:02:00] When my friends need

[00:02:01] Some code who do they call

[00:02:02] I do HTML do for them all

[00:02:04] Even make a homepage for my dog

[00:02:06] Yo I got myself a fanny pack

[00:02:07] They were having a sale down at the GAP

[00:02:09] Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

[00:02:11] Pop pop Hope no one sees me get freaky

[00:02:13] I'm nerdy in the extreme

[00:02:15] And whiter than sour cream

[00:02:16] I was in AV club and Glee club

[00:02:18] And even the chess team

[00:02:19] Only question I ever thought was hard

[00:02:21] Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard

[00:02:23] I spend every weekend

[00:02:24] At the Renaissance Faire

[00:02:25] I got my name on my underwear

[00:02:27] They see me strollin'

[00:02:28] They laughin'

[00:02:30] And rollin' their eyes 'cause

[00:02:32] I'm so white n nerdy

[00:02:33] Just because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:35] Just because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:37] All because I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:38] Holy cow I'm white n nerdy

[00:02:40] I wanna bowl with

[00:02:42] The gangsters

[00:02:44] But oh well it's obvious I'm

[00:02:46] White n nerdy

[00:02:47] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:48] Think I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:50] I'm just too white n nerdy

[00:02:52] Look at me I'm white n nerdy