《Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos》歌词

[00:00:00] Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos - The Axis of Awesome (厉害轴心)

[00:00:08] It's a troubled world

[00:00:10] Have you seen the news

[00:00:12] Kids of today in a haze of booze

[00:00:16] Someone wake me up from this crazy dream

[00:00:20] Little Janie's got a date with jim beam

[00:00:24] But this horrible curse

[00:00:28] Oh it just keeps getting worse

[00:00:32] A kids birthday party

[00:00:36] Sponsored by Bacardi

[00:00:40] Put down that momosa

[00:00:42] Wingardium Leviosa

[00:00:44] Janie what have you been thinking

[00:00:46] Expliarmus teenage drinking

[00:00:48] Let Harry Potter kick your habit

[00:00:51] So drop that drink just sorting hat it

[00:00:57] Jordan what are you doing

[00:00:57] Harry Potter

[00:00:58] Why

[00:00:58] He is the best

[00:00:59] Yeah look but that's not what the songs about

[00:01:01] No but is what the songs about

[00:01:02] Harry Potter has a magic wand

[00:01:04] And with his magic wand

[00:01:05] Harry Potter can stop teenage drinking

[00:01:07] What

[00:01:08] In fact Harry Potter can solve

[00:01:09] All of the worlds problems

[00:01:10] Listen

[00:01:12] He'll stop hunger put an end to pollution

[00:01:16] Yeah Harry Potter is the ultimate solution

[00:01:20] He'll stop global warming and all the rape

[00:01:24] Just like he stopped Professor Snape

[00:01:28] So let your cauldron bubble

[00:01:32] And lets all forget our troubles

[00:01:36] Don't be feeling down or depressed

[00:01:40] Just climb aboard the Hogwarts Express

[00:01:44] Forget all you sins

[00:01:46] Come with Ron and the Weasley twins

[00:01:48] If your wife is being a whore

[00:01:50] 50 points to Griffyndor

[00:01:52] If you're burnt by a Goblet of Fire

[00:01:56] Just jump on your broomstick

[00:01:57] It's time to get higher

[00:02:20] Yo whether you're a muggle a wizard or a witch

[00:02:22] If you got that itch then catch that snitch

[00:02:24] He'll solve your problems no matter how tragic

[00:02:26] Harry Potter He's f**king magic

[00:02:28] No cure for AIDS so you thought

[00:02:30] He'll smack it down just like voldemort

[00:02:31] He'll never admit defeat about Harry

[00:02:33] Yeah if he were blind who would make me see

[00:02:36] Slytherin and Ravenclaw even Hufflepuff and Gryffindor

[00:02:40] Open the door get on the floor everybody do the dumbledore

[00:02:44] Come on benny dont be a stranger

[00:02:45] Aloha Mora Hermione Granger

[00:02:48] But I can't read

[00:02:49] Don't weep or cry

[00:02:50] There's books on tape by stephen fry

[00:02:52] So if you're looking for that extra jolt

[00:02:55] Choose that boy who lived with the lightning bolt

[00:02:59] On his forehead

[00:03:00] And here's one extra final piece of news yeah

[00:03:04] Got to stop those animals escaping from Zoos

[00:03:08] Something else for all of you non believers

[00:03:11] The people responsible are careless zookeepers

[00:03:16] Late at nights when they leave open the cages

[00:03:20] I find it we find it Outrageous

[00:03:24] Outrageous