《Popcorn and Fisticuffs》歌词

[00:00:00] Why'd you get that ticket if you're only gonna talk

[00:00:03] I came to catch a film and there's nothing being caught

[00:00:05] And more to the point fella this is just a thought

[00:00:08] Why you eatin popcorn when they've covered it in salt

[00:00:10] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:00:13] You came here to just talk

[00:00:15] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:00:18] Like they do in the movies son

[00:00:20] My right hand popcorn sweet never salted

[00:00:23] Left hand holding the girl I'm escorting

[00:00:25] Films already started so we're quiet as we walk in

[00:00:28] As I take a seat there's already people talking

[00:00:30] Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids

[00:00:33] In the cinema people are chattin like they in a bar

[00:00:35] What is this a seminar on chatting inane

[00:00:38] Look Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane

[00:00:40] The kiddies in the front row

[00:00:42] (chitter chatter chitter chatter)

[00:00:43] The Lovers in the back row

[00:00:44] (kiss kiss kiss)

[00:00:45] The dude kickin my chair like

[00:00:47] (tap tap tap tap)

[00:00:48] This gang of idiots take the

[00:00:49] (piss piss piss)

[00:00:50] A couple of explosions it's quiet for a moment

[00:00:53] I'm ready to explode myself losing composure

[00:00:55] (Chitter chatter chitter)

[00:00:57] Right you're tickin me off

[00:00:58] Shut the f**k up

[00:00:59] Watch the film or we're kickin off

[00:01:01] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:01:03] You came here to just talk

[00:01:06] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:01:08] Like they do in the movies son

[00:01:11] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:01:13] You came here to just talk

[00:01:16] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:01:19] Like they do in the movies son

[00:01:26] Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache

[00:01:29] As if you'd do that in real life on a first date

[00:01:31] I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions

[00:01:34] Whether it's a romcom a thriller or a western

[00:01:36] Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions

[00:01:39] Once she done that she gotta button it

[00:01:41] Hush her lip and no love I aint getting couple-y

[00:01:44] Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films

[00:01:46] My girlie in my left ear

[00:01:48] (who's that in the red hat )

[00:01:49] The fatty to my right like

[00:01:50] (munch crunch munch crunch)

[00:01:51] Here she goes again like

[00:01:52] (I thought he was dead)

[00:01:53] Look No love he's isn't see he only got a punch

[00:01:56] 10 minutes of silence things are looking better

[00:01:59] But whenever there's never a sound

[00:02:00] Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever's around

[00:02:03] Sitting on the edge of my seat

[00:02:04] And it aint cos of the film it's these idiots

[00:02:06] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:02:09] You came here to just talk

[00:02:11] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:02:14] Like they do in the movies son

[00:02:16] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:02:19] You came here to just talk

[00:02:21] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:02:24] Like they do in the movies son

[00:02:26] Right you

[00:02:27] You f**kin chatty face you're startin to rub

[00:02:29] Me up the wrong way now f**k off down the pub

[00:02:32] It's bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole

[00:02:34] Without you talking out loud like a hero

[00:02:37] Trust me son you're nothing like a Robert De Niro

[00:02:39] Character have a chair or I'm a go all cavalier

[00:02:42] And start getting more than medieval on your arse

[00:02:44] Your visits to the cinema this'll be the last

[00:02:47] The kiddies in the front row

[00:02:48] (Shut your flippin face mate)

[00:02:49] The lovers in the back row

[00:02:51] (why you gotta talk)

[00:02:52] The dude tappin my chair like

[00:02:53] (keep it down please yeah)

[00:02:54] My girlie in my ear like

[00:02:56] (But he was in New York)

[00:02:57] Look

[00:02:57] I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me

[00:02:59] And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me

[00:03:02] Security appear and flash their torches down my row

[00:03:04] Er Sir can you leave please you're spoiling the show

[00:03:07] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:03:09] You came here to just talk

[00:03:12] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:03:15] Like they do in the movies son

[00:03:17] I came to watch a film and eat popcorn

[00:03:20] You came here to just talk

[00:03:22] If this carries on we'll lock horns

[00:03:25] Like they do in the movies son