《Sam You Made the Pants Too Long》歌词

[00:00:00] Sam You Made the Pants Too Long - Allan Sherman

[00:00:10] You made the coat and vest

[00:00:13] Should fit me the best

[00:00:17] You sewed the buttons strong

[00:00:23] But Sam you made the pants too long

[00:00:35] Far from the Bronx I flew

[00:00:39] Around the world to you

[00:00:43] Cause they said

[00:00:44] You're the best custom tailor in Hong Kong

[00:00:50] Sam you made the pants

[00:00:54] About a foot and a half too long

[00:00:59] First I took a jet

[00:01:01] Then I took a clipper

[00:01:03] Then I took a ricksha to your door

[00:01:07] And now Sam I regret

[00:01:09] My chin's caught in my zipper

[00:01:12] And my cuffs are down there polishing the floor

[00:01:20] Oh what a thrill divine

[00:01:23] When I first saw your sign

[00:01:26] It said

[00:01:27] For service kindly bong the gong

[00:01:33] I bonged and then mine pants went wrong

[00:01:41] I don't like to complain

[00:01:43] Or cause a demonstration

[00:01:45] But the belt is in my armpits if you please

[00:01:49] I'm trying to explain

[00:01:51] My pants need alteration

[00:01:54] How do you say oy vay in Chinese

[00:02:01] I've been here six long weeks

[00:02:06] My pagoda leaks

[00:02:10] I thought your name was Feldman

[00:02:14] But it's Fong

[00:02:17] Sam Fong

[00:02:20] You made the pants too long