《Diet Song》歌词

[00:00:00] Diet Song - Bobby Bare

[00:00:08] Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast

[00:00:11] No butter no jelly no jam

[00:00:15] Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks

[00:00:19] No booze no potatoes no ham

[00:00:23] Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried

[00:00:26] No gravy no biscuits no pie

[00:00:30] And this dieting dieting dieting dieting

[00:00:34] Sure is a rough way to die

[00:00:37] So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune

[00:00:42] A glass of skim milk and that's all

[00:00:46] Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial

[00:00:49] It's driving me right up the wall

[00:00:53] And I'm thinking of french fries sausage and waffles

[00:00:57] Spaghetti and cookies and cake

[00:01:01] And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream

[00:01:05] And I'm starving to death when I wake

[00:01:17] Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw

[00:01:20] Some beefsteak the size of a nail

[00:01:24] One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw

[00:01:28] I swear I ate better in jail

[00:01:31] Stop eating that pizza right under my nose

[00:01:35] Girl that's the least you can do

[00:01:39] Put down that candy bar while I'm singing

[00:01:43] I'm starving my pants off for you

[00:01:47] You're fixing the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes

[00:01:50] But it's bouillon and water for me

[00:01:54] Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator

[00:01:58] Lord knows where you're hiding the key

[00:02:02] While I'm starving for food late at night

[00:02:06] I'm starving for loving from you

[00:02:09] But you say that when I can see my own dick

[00:02:13] You'll be glad to look at it too

[00:02:16] So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune

[00:02:21] A glass of skim milk and that's all

[00:02:25] You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons

[00:02:28] Are driving me right off the wall

[00:02:32] Now when I am dead with the insurance paid

[00:02:36] You'll look down at me and you'll grin

[00:02:40] You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died

[00:02:44] But don't he look good when he's thin

[00:02:47] Oh my

[00:02:48] And this dieting dieting dieting dieting

[00:02:52] Sure is a rough way to die