《Sullivan: The Mikado / Act 1 - 8. As Someday It May Happen That A Victim...》歌词

[00:00:00] As Someday It May Happen That A Victim (萨利文：有一天可能会发生一个受害者) - Peter Pratt/The D'Oyly Carte Opera Chorus/The New Symphony Orchestra Of London (伦敦新交响乐团)/Isidore Godfrey (伊西多尔·戈弗雷)

[00:00:07] As some day it may happen that a victim must be found

[00:00:10] I've got a little list I've got a little list

[00:00:12] Of society offenders who might well be underground

[00:00:15] And who never would be missed who never would be missed

[00:00:18] There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs

[00:00:21] All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs

[00:00:23] All children who are up in dates and floor you with'em flat

[00:00:26] All persons who in shaking hands shake hands with you like that

[00:00:29] And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist

[00:00:32] They'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed

[00:00:35] He's got'em on the list he's got'em on the list

[00:00:37] And they'll none of'em be missed they'll none of'em be missed

[00:00:41] There's the banjo serenader and the others of his race

[00:00:44] And the piano-organist I've got him on the list

[00:00:47] And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face

[00:00:50] They never would be missed they never would be missed

[00:00:52] Then the idiot who praises with enthusiastic tone

[00:00:55] All centuries but this and every country but his own

[00:00:58] And the lady from the provinces who dresses like a guy

[00:01:01] And who doesn't think she dances but would rather like to try

[00:01:03] And that singular anomaly the lady novelist

[00:01:06] I don't think she'd be missed I'm sure she'd not he missed

[00:01:09] He's got her on the list he's got her on the list

[00:01:12] And I don't think she'll be missed I'm sure she'll not be missed

[00:01:16] And that Nisi Prius nuisance who just now is rather rife

[00:01:19] The Judicial humorist I've got him on the list

[00:01:22] All funny fellows comic men and clowns of private life

[00:01:24] They'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed

[00:01:27] And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind

[00:01:31] Such as What d'ye call him Thing'em-bob and likewise Never mind

[00:01:36] And'St'st'stand What's-his-name and also You-know-who

[00:01:41] The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you

[00:01:44] But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list

[00:01:46] For they'd none of'em be missed they'd none of'em be missed

[00:01:49] You may put'em on the list you may put'em on the list

[00:01:52] And they'll none of'em be missed they'll none of'em be missed