《I’m My Own Grandpa》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians/Don Rodney

[00:00:06] I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:10] I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:14] It sounds funny I know

[00:00:17] But it really is so

[00:00:19] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:25] Many many years ago

[00:00:26] When I was twenty three

[00:00:29] I was married to a widow

[00:00:31] Who was pretty as can be

[00:00:34] This widow had a grown up daughter

[00:00:36] Who had hair of red

[00:00:38] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:40] And soon they too were wed

[00:00:43] This made my dad my son in law

[00:00:45] And changed my very life

[00:00:47] For my daughter was my mother

[00:00:49] Cause she was my father's wife

[00:00:52] To complicate the matter

[00:00:54] Even though it brought me Joy

[00:00:57] I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

[00:01:01] My little baby then became

[00:01:03] A brother in law to dad

[00:01:06] And soon became my uncle

[00:01:08] Though it made me very sad

[00:01:10] For if he was my uncle

[00:01:12] Then that also made him brother

[00:01:15] Of the widow's grown up daughter

[00:01:17] Who of course was my step mother

[00:01:20] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:25] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:29] It sounds funny I know

[00:01:31] But it really is so

[00:01:34] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:39] My father's wife then had a son

[00:01:41] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:43] And he became my grandchild

[00:01:45] For he was my daughter's son

[00:01:48] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:50] And it makes me blue

[00:01:52] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:55] She's my grandmother too

[00:02:16] If my wife is my grandmother

[00:02:18] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:02:20] And every time I think of it

[00:02:22] It nearly drives me wild

[00:02:25] For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

[00:02:29] As husband of my grandmother

[00:02:31] I am my own grandpa

[00:02:34] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:39] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:43] It sounds funny I know

[00:02:45] But it really is so

[00:02:47] Oh I'm my own grandpa