《The Sexual Life Of A Camel》歌词

[00:00:00] The Sexual Life Of A Camel - Union Of Sound/Gloucester Cathedral Choir - Ian BALL (Organ)/New Zealand Army Band

[00:00:05] The sexual life of a camel

[00:00:09] Is stranger than anyone thinks

[00:00:14] At the height of the mating season

[00:00:18] He tries to bugger the sphinx

[00:00:22] But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter

[00:00:27] Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile

[00:00:31] Which accounts for the hump on the camel

[00:00:35] And the sphinx's inscrutable smile

[00:00:41] In the process of syphillisation

[00:00:44] From the anthropoid ape down to man

[00:00:49] It is generally held that the navy

[00:00:53] Has buggered whatever it can

[00:00:57] Yet recent extensive researches

[00:01:01] By Darwin and Huxly and Hall

[00:01:05] Conclusively prove that the hedgehog

[00:01:10] Has never been buggered at all

[00:01:15] We therefore believe our conclusion

[00:01:19] Is incontrovertibly shown

[00:01:23] That comparative safety on shipboard

[00:01:27] Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone

[00:01:31] Why haven't they done it at Spithead

[00:01:35] As they've done it at Harvard and Yale

[00:01:40] And also at oxford and Cambridge

[00:01:44] By shaving the spikes off it's tail