《Getting Married Today》歌词

[00:00:05] JENNY：Bless this day

[00:00:08] Pinnacle of life

[00:00:11] Husband joined to wife

[00:00:14] The heart leaps up to behold

[00:00:34] This golden day

[00:00:38] PAUL：Today is for Amy

[00:00:41] Amy I give you the rest of my life

[00:00:46] To cherish and to keep you

[00:00:49] To honor you forever

[00:00:53] Today is for Amy

[00:00:56] My happily soon to be wife

[00:01:04] Because if everybody's here

[00:01:08] I'd like to thank you all

[00:01:08] For coming to the wedding

[00:01:09] I'd appreciate you going even more

[00:01:10] I mean you must have lots of better things to do

[00:01:11] And not a word of it to Paul

[00:01:12] Remember Paul You know the man I'm going to marry

[00:01:13] But I'm not because I wouldn't ruin anyone

[00:01:15] As wonderful as he is

[00:01:15] Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers

[00:01:17] Thank you all now it's back to the showers

[00:01:18] Don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

[00:01:23] JENNY：Bless this day

[00:01:27] Tragedy of life

[00:01:53] Husband bound to wife

[00:01:55] The heart sinks down

[00:01:59] And feels dead

[00:01:59] This dreadful day

[00:02:03] A wedding What's a wedding It's a prehistoric ritual

[00:02:05] Where everybody promises fidelity forever

[00:02:06] Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of

[00:02:07] Which is followed by a honeymoon where suddenly he'll realize

[00:02:09] He's saddled with a nut and want to kill me which he should

[00:02:11] Thanks a bunch but I'm not getting married

[00:02:12] Go have lunch 'cause I'm not getting married

[00:02:14] You've been grand but I'm not getting married

[00:02:15] Don't just stand there I'm not getting married

[00:02:17] And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

[00:02:20] Go Can't you go

[00:02:21] Why is nobody listening

[00:02:23] Goodbye Go and cry

[00:02:24] At another person's wake

[00:02:26] If you're quick for a kick

[00:02:27] You could pick up a christening

[00:02:29] But please on my knees

[00:02:30] There's a human life at stake

[00:02:32] Listen everybody I'm afraid you didn't hear

[00:02:33] Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you

[00:02:35] It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life

[00:02:36] You know we'll both of us be losing our identities

[00:02:37] I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday

[00:02:39] But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage

[00:02:41] I'm not well so I'm not getting married

[00:02:42] You've been swell but I'm not getting married

[00:02:44] Clear the hall 'cause I'm not getting married

[00:02:45] Thank you all but I'm not getting married

[00:02:47] And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today

[00:02:53] JENNY：Bless this bride

[00:02:56] Totally insane

[00:02:59] Slipping down the drain

[00:03:02] And bless this day in our hearts

[00:03:11] As it starts

[00:03:14] To rain

[00:03:14] PAUL：Today is for Amy

[00:03:15] Amy I give you the rest of my life

[00:03:20] To cherish and to keep you

[00:03:22] To honor you forever

[00:03:23] AMY：Go Can't you go

[00:03:24] Look you know I adore you all

[00:03:26] But why watch me die

[00:03:27] Like Eliza on the ice

[00:03:29] Look perhaps I'll collapse

[00:03:31] In the apse right before you all

[00:03:32] So take back the cake

[00:03:34] Burn the shoes and boil the rice

[00:03:35] PAUL：Today is for Amy

[00:03:36] My happily soon to be wife

[00:03:36] My adorable wife

[00:03:37] But I may be coming down with hepatitis and I think I'm gonna faint

[00:03:38] So if you want to watch me faint I'll do it happily

[00:03:40] But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral

[00:03:41] So thank you for the twenty seven dinner plates

[00:03:42] Thirty seven butter knives

[00:03:43] Forty seven paperweights

[00:03:44] Fifty seven candle holders

[00:03:45] PAUL：One more thing

[00:03:45] AMY：I'm not getting married

[00:03:46] CHOIR：Amen

[00:03:46] PAUL：Softly said

[00:03:47] AMY：But I'm not getting married

[00:03:48] CHOIR：Amen

[00:03:48] PAUL：With this ring

[00:03:48] CHOIR：Amen

[00:03:49] PAUL：I thee wed

[00:03:50] CHOIR：Amen

[00:03:50] PAUL：Let us pray that we are getting married

[00:03:52] AMY：Let us pray that we're not getting married

[00:04:03] ALL：Today