《Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady - DJ Crazy Chris

[00:00:03] May I have your attention please

[00:00:06] May I have your attention please

[00:00:08] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:12] I repeat

[00:00:13] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like

[00:00:22] Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before

[00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her

[00:00:26] Over furniture scream

[00:00:27] It's the return of the

[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't

[00:00:30] Just say what I think he did did he

[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's

[00:00:35] Locked in my basement haha

[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady

[00:00:40] I'm sick of him

[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

[00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though

[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws

[00:00:47] Up in my head loose

[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on

[00:00:49] In your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:52] But can't but it's cool for Tom Green

[00:00:54] To hump a dead moose

[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:06] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

[00:01:11] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:13] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man

[00:01:16] And another man can't elope

[00:01:17] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:22] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:24] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:25] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:26] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:28] Please stand up

[00:01:29] Please stand up

[00:01:30] Please stand up

[00:01:31] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:32] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:33] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:34] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:36] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:37] Please stand up

[00:01:38] Please stand up

[00:01:39] Please stand up

[00:01:40] Will Smith don't gotta cuss

[00:01:41] In his raps to sell records

[00:01:42] You think I give a Grammy

[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me

[00:01:48] Let alone stand me

[00:01:49] But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:51] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:01:56] S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:58] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:03] Little b***h put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:05] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:08] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:09] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:10] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:11] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:12] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:13] Please stand up

[00:02:14] Please stand up

[00:02:16] Please stand up

[00:02:17] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:18] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:19] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:20] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:21] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:22] Please stand up

[00:02:24] Please stand up

[00:02:25] Please stand up