《Dentist!》歌词

[00:00:00] Dentist! - West End Orchestra & Singers

[00:00:04] When I was young and just a bad little kid

[00:00:07] My momma noticed funny things I did

[00:00:10] Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

[00:00:14] I'd poison guppies and when I was done

[00:00:17] I'd find a p**sy cat and bash its head

[00:00:20] That's when my momma said

[00:00:23] What did she say

[00:00:25] She said "My boy I think someday

[00:00:28] You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

[00:00:33] You'll be a dentist

[00:00:36] (Be a dentist)

[00:00:37] You have a talent for causing things pain

[00:00:39] (Pain)

[00:00:40] Son be a dentist

[00:00:42] (Son be a dentist)

[00:00:43] People will pay you to be inhumane

[00:00:46] (Inhumane)

[00:00:47] Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

[00:00:50] And teaching would suit you still less

[00:00:53] Son be a dentist you'll be a success

[00:00:59] Here he is folks the leader of the plaque

[00:01:01] Watch him suck up that gas oh my God

[00:01:04] He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

[00:01:08] Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade

[00:01:11] Oh that hurts wait I'm not numb

[00:01:14] Ehh shut up open wide here I come

[00:01:17] I am your dentist

[00:01:20] ((Incomprehensible))

[00:01:20] And I enjoy the career that I picked

[00:01:23] (Love it)

[00:01:24] I am your dentist

[00:01:26] (That's what you're best at)

[00:01:27] And I get off on the pain I inflict

[00:01:30] (Really love it)

[00:01:31] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

[00:01:33] (Bicuspid)

[00:01:34] It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted

[00:01:39] (Dentist)

[00:01:40] And though it may 'cause my patients distress

[00:01:43] (Distress)

[00:01:44] Somewhere somewhere in heaven above me

[00:01:48] I know I know that my momma's proud of me

[00:01:51] 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

[00:01:59] Say aah

[00:02:02] (Ahh)

[00:02:03] Say aah

[00:02:04] (Ahh)

[00:02:06] Now spit