《Open the Door Richard Parts 1 and 2》歌词

[00:02:40] Intro-conversations mingled in a crowded room

[00:02:40] at the club tonight. Ole Richard went home early-he's got the key to the

[00:02:40] house. I'm gonna knock on the door, see if I kin get in.

[00:02:40] Open the door, Richard!! Ya see, Richard sleeps in the back room. It's kinda hard

[00:02:40] to hear.

[00:02:40] Maybe I better knock a little louder.

[00:02:40] Open the door, Richard!! I don't think Richard heard me yet. Knock one more

[00:02:40] time-let's see

[00:02:40] what's gonna happen.

[00:02:40] Richard, open the door, please.

[00:02:40] SUNG: Open the door, Richard

[00:02:40] Open the door and let me in

[00:02:40] Open the door, Richard

[00:02:40] Richard, why don't you open that door?

[00:02:40] Richard, open the door, man-it's *co-hold* out here'n this air. Now look-there's that

[00:02:40] old woman 'cross the street lookin' out the windah

[00:02:40] (Who's that, Widow Sweet?)

[00:02:40] That must be her sister, I guess. She wants to make SURE this is me. She's tryin'

[00:02:40] to find out

[00:02:40] what's happenin'. Yes, it's me and I'm late again!

[00:02:40] ( did you hear what the lady's sayin'?)

[00:02:40] No, what is she sayin'?

[00:02:40] (She said you sure look common out here'n the street.)

[00:02:40] COMMON? Man, I got class I ain't never used yet. I'm gonna knock again-

[00:02:40] Richard's got to get up.

[00:02:40] Open the door, Richard!! Man, you got a key to the house?

[00:02:40] (No, I don't have a key. I DON'T have a key.)

[00:02:40] Somebody's got to get in the house. We can't climb in the transit.

[00:02:40] (Oh, I know he's in there.)

[00:02:40] How YOU know he's in there?

[00:02:40] (I can hear him breathin'.)

[00:02:40] Ooooh, let's try it one more time!

[00:02:40] Richard, open that door, man. Maybe Richard's gone.

[00:02:40] SUNG: Open the door, Richard

[00:02:40] Open the door and let me in

[00:02:40] Open the door, Richard

[00:02:40] Richard, why don't you open that door?

[00:02:40] I know he's in there.

[00:02:40] (how you know he's in there?)

[00:02:40] Why, you got on the suit.

[00:02:40] I know I got on the only suit. Ain't got but one suit between us. That's the

[00:02:40] reason why I don't like to roooooom with nobody.

[00:02:40] FADE

[00:02:40] Richard, why don'tcha open the door, man?

[00:02:40] TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES: *cold."*

[00:02:40] This entire song is done on an ad-lib basis and it varies WIDELY from other

[00:02:40] versions, which were considerably funnier. represents the names or

[00:02:40] nicknames of the band members which I could not comprehend. Still it IS the

[00:02:40] version that made #1.