《Briefcase Boogie》歌词

[00:00:00] Briefcase Boogie - Frank Zappa

[00:00:02] Anything you say master take me I'm yours

[00:00:06] Jingle bells jingle bells

[00:00:08] Jingle all the way

[00:00:11] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:00:13] To chicago every day

[00:00:17] Oooh lawd lookit you boy

[00:00:20] Chain thoo de nipples 'n evvy goddam thing

[00:00:23] You a sick white muthaf**ker ain'tcha

[00:00:26] Bells on bob-tail ring

[00:00:29] Making spirits bright

[00:00:31] Oh what fun it is to ride

[00:00:33] To chicago every night oh

[00:00:36] For chrissake rhonda have you no shame

[00:00:39] Y'all make up y'mind yet 'bouts de mammy o' yo' dreams

[00:00:43] You bet I've waited all my life for this moment

[00:00:46] My heart is fluttering if only I could submit myself on approval

[00:00:50] For a limited time only to to that nasty little rubber mammy on your kne

[00:00:55] Sister ob'dewlla 'x' de mys'try sister

[00:00:59] Y'all wants t'party hearty with de min'yature rubber mammy wit de string out de back

[00:01:04] Yow dintcha get 'nuff 'buse fum de other bitch when y'was livin' i

[00:01:09] Card-bo'd hut

[00:01:10] Harry harry hey harry f**king wor-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm

[00:01:16] I want a divorce harry

[00:01:18] Not now dearest please this is serious

[00:01:20] Little mammy what'll it be hips or lips

[00:01:24] You're a wor-r-r-r-mmmmmmm

[00:01:26] A f**king wor-r-r-r-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmmmmmm

[00:01:29] These are my tits harry I have tits

[00:01:32] Look look at me look at my wonderful tits

[00:01:35] You f**king wor-r-r-r-r-mmmmmmmm I'm goi

[00:01:37] Pretend I'm squirting them on you whoo wheeeee almost gotcha

[00:01:43] Not now rhonda ow oof

[00:01:45] Oh I love this hurt me hurt me oh pull my chain

[00:01:50] You tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit

[00:01:52] They're almost squirting harry look look

[00:01:55] Whoooooo whooooo whoooo you f**king worm

[00:02:00] Ob'dewlla is y'awright don't be pullin' de boy's chain too hard dere

[00:02:05] He gots 'nuthuh show t'do t'morrow don't put dat in yo' mouf

[00:02:09] Girl I knows y'cain hep y'seff wit dat crazy muthaf**ker '

[00:02:12] ' you like dat but jes' hang on a lil' longuh

[00:02:14] He be droppin' de wad putty soon now

[00:02:18] Jingle bells jingle bells

[00:02:20] Oh this is divine

[00:02:23] This is my pussy harry look see it

[00:02:25] You know what I'm gonna do with it

[00:02:27] You worm I'm gonna make it f**k something

[00:02:30] That's right you won't get any of it

[00:02:32] Because you're disgusting

[00:02:33] An' I do Eed you

[00:02:34] Mr first-nighter my wonderful

[00:02:36] Wonderful pussy doesn't need you

[00:02:38] I have my briefcase harry

[00:02:40] I'm going to f**k my briefcase

[00:02:42] I'm going to look look at this

[00:02:45] I got it right over her

[00:02:47] Ere see it my big brown briefcase

[00:02:48] My briefcase it's big harry it's full of business papers from my career

[00:02:55] I'm gonna put my glasses on harry

[00:02:58] I'm gonna put my hair up in a bun then

[00:03:00] I'm going f**k f**k f**k ha-ha-ha-hahhhhh look see me

[00:03:06] See how I got my hair up whooo I'm really doing it

[00:03:10] Unngh

[00:03:10] Gh

[00:03:12] Rhonda have you no shame keep the briefcase closed for chrissake all your documents are falling out

[00:03:18] Unngh I'm good oh God I'm good harder faster unngh unngh this is terrific boy I need it so bad

[00:03:27] Those are the warner brothers files aren't they dear don't you think there'll be some questions about the condition of the blue paper

[00:03:33] Girl bes' be careful wit de latch

[00:03:35] I'm sucking the handle now harry look mmmmmm it tastes good mmmmmm mmmmmm the handle the handle

[00:03:43] Hurt me ob'dewlla make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love

[00:03:47] I've got a fountain pen harry

[00:03:49] I've got a fountain pen with my initials on it

[00:03:51] I'm putting it i

[00:03:52] N my mouth harry I'm gonna get it wet

[00:03:54] I'm gonna stuff it up my asshole and ride the briefcase a

[00:03:56] You disgusting perverted bastard worm

[00:03:58] I'm gonna do it look harry whooo unngh unngh

[00:04:02] God-damit harry watch me this is for your own good