《Everything Happens To Me》歌词

[00:00:17] I make a date for golf -

[00:00:20] You can bet you life it rains.

[00:00:24] I try to give a party -

[00:00:28] And the guy upstairs complains.

[00:00:32] I guess i'll go thru life;

[00:00:36] Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,

[00:00:41] Ev'rything happens to me.

[00:00:49] I never miss a thing -

[00:00:52] I've had measles and the mumps.

[00:00:57] And ev'ry time i play my ace -

[00:01:02] My partner always trumps.

[00:01:05] I guess i'm just a fool;

[00:01:09] Who never looks before he jumps,

[00:01:13] Ev'rything happens to me.

[00:01:22] At first my heart tho't;

[00:01:24] You could break this jinx for me.

[00:01:29] That love would turn the trick;

[00:01:32] To end despair.

[00:01:37] But now, i just can't fool;

[00:01:42] This head that thinks for me.

[00:01:45] I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.

[00:01:53] I've telegraphed and called;

[00:01:57] I sent "air mail special", too;

[00:02:02] You answer was goodbye -

[00:02:05] And there was even postage due.

[00:02:10] I fell in love just once;

[00:02:14] And then it had to be with you,

[00:02:18] Ev'rything happens to me.

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