《囧和尚》歌词

[00:00:00] 囧和尚 - 妙音兄弟

[00:00:01] 作词：杨帆 作曲：妙音兄弟

[00:00:02] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:04] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:06] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:08] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:10] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:12] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:14] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:16] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:00:35] 师傅给我一本经　

[00:00:37] 念了佛在心

[00:00:39] 可是肚子叫不停　

[00:00:41] 佛法也不灵

[00:00:43] 身上披着红袈裟　

[00:00:45] 闪到没头发

[00:00:47] 别的小孩喊妈妈　

[00:00:49] 我在地上爬

[00:00:51] 庙里来了一条狗　

[00:00:53] 对着我狂吼

[00:00:55] 害我馒头咬一口　

[00:00:57] 扔了赶紧走

[00:00:59] 夜里睡觉蚊子咬　

[00:01:01] 痒得呱呱叫

[00:01:03] 梦中看见大苹果笑着叫我

[00:01:07] 阿克琼琼别笑我囧

[00:01:11] 阿克琼琼别对我凶

[00:01:15] 阿克琼琼别说我穷

[00:01:19] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:01:23] 阿克琼琼心中有梦

[00:01:27] 阿克琼琼不怕疼痛

[00:01:31] 阿克琼琼做个英雄

[00:01:35] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:02:13] 师傅给我一本经　

[00:02:15] 念了佛在心

[00:02:17] 可是肚子叫不停　

[00:02:19] 佛法也不灵

[00:02:21] 身上披着红袈裟　

[00:02:23] 闪到没头发

[00:02:25] 别的小孩喊妈妈　

[00:02:27] 我在地上爬

[00:02:29] 庙里来了一条狗　

[00:02:31] 对着我狂吼

[00:02:33] 害我馒头咬一口　

[00:02:35] 扔了赶紧走

[00:02:37] 夜里睡觉蚊子咬　

[00:02:39] 痒得呱呱叫

[00:02:41] 梦中看见大苹果笑着叫我

[00:02:45] 阿克琼琼别笑我囧

[00:02:49] 阿克琼琼别对我凶

[00:02:53] 阿克琼琼别说我穷

[00:02:57] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:03:01] 阿克琼琼心中有梦

[00:03:05] 阿克琼琼不怕疼痛

[00:03:09] 阿克琼琼做个英雄

[00:03:13] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:03:17] 阿克阿克阿克琼琼

[00:03:21] 阿克阿克阿克琼琼

[00:03:25] 阿克阿克阿克琼琼

[00:03:29] 阿琼琼阿琼琼

[00:03:31] 阿克阿克阿克琼琼

[00:03:33] 阿克琼琼别笑我囧

[00:03:41] 阿克琼琼别笑我囧

[00:03:52] 阿克琼琼别笑我囧

[00:03:55] 阿克琼琼别对我凶

[00:03:59] 阿克琼琼别说我穷

[00:04:03] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:04:07] 阿克琼琼心中有梦

[00:04:11] 阿克琼琼不怕疼痛

[00:04:15] 阿克琼琼做个英雄

[00:04:19] 哦玛尼呗哞哄

[00:04:23] 哦玛尼呗哞哄