《A Hymn to Him》歌词

[00:00:00] A Hymn to Him - Rex Harrison

[00:00:01] What in all of heaven could've promted her to go

[00:00:04] After such a triumph as the ball

[00:00:06] What could've depressed her

[00:00:08] What could've possessed her

[00:00:09] I cannot understand the wretch at all

[00:00:22] Women are irrational that's all there is to that

[00:00:24] There heads are full of cotton hay and rags

[00:00:27] They're nothing but exasperating irritating

[00:00:29] Vacillating calculating agitating

[00:00:31] Maddening and infuriating hags

[00:00:40] Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:00:43] Hmm

[00:00:45] Yes

[00:00:46] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:00:49] Men are so honest so thoroughly square

[00:00:53] Eternally noble historic'ly fair

[00:00:57] Who when you win will always give your back a pat

[00:01:01] Why can't a woman be like that

[00:01:05] Why does ev'ryone do what the others do

[00:01:08] Can't a woman learn to use her head

[00:01:12] Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do

[00:01:15] Why don't they grow up like their father instead

[00:01:19] Why can't a woman take after a man

[00:01:22] Men are so pleasant so easy to please

[00:01:26] Whenever you are with them you're always at ease

[00:01:30] Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours

[00:01:33] Of course not

[00:01:33] Would you be lived if I had a drink or two

[00:01:35] Nonsense

[00:01:36] Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers

[00:01:39] Never

[00:01:40] Why can't a woman be like you

[00:01:44] One man in a million may shout a bit

[00:01:48] Now and then there's one with slight defects

[00:01:51] One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit

[00:01:54] But by and large we are a marvelous sex

[00:01:58] Why can't a woman behave like a man

[00:02:01] Men are so friendly good natured and kind

[00:02:05] A better companion you never will find

[00:02:09] If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow

[00:02:12] Of course not

[00:02:12] If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss

[00:02:15] Nonsense

[00:02:15] Would you complain if I took out another fellow

[00:02:18] Never

[00:02:19] Well why can't a woman be like us

[00:02:25] Mrs. Pearce you're a woman

[00:02:27] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:02:31] Men are so decent such regular chaps

[00:02:35] Ready to help you through any mishaps

[00:02:39] Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum

[00:02:42] Why can't a woman be a chum

[00:02:46] Why is thinking something women never do

[00:02:50] Why is logic never even tried

[00:02:54] Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do

[00:02:57] Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside

[00:03:01] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:03:04] If I was a woman who'd been to a ball

[00:03:08] Been hailed as a princess by one and by all

[00:03:11] Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing

[00:03:15] And carry on as if my home were in a tree

[00:03:18] Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going

[00:03:21] Why can't a woman be like me