《Google(Karaoke)》歌词

[00:00:09] the sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand

[00:00:11] and string theory is easy to understand

[00:00:14] the grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright

[00:00:16] healthcare will be resolved overnight

[00:00:19] the world isn't round, and the buddha's not zen

[00:00:21] and we both have really good taste in men

[00:00:23] and there really is a black forest land

[00:00:26] where everyone gets all their ham...

[00:00:29] and i swear, i f**kin' swear

[00:00:39] it was so easy to do

[00:00:41] 7, 008 results

[00:00:44] and i know everything about you

[00:00:46] you're not a sex offender

[00:00:48] but you failed home ec in 1997

[00:00:51] it really isn't that weird

[00:00:53] come on, we're all adults here...

[00:01:04] to make sure that we don't get raped.

[00:01:07] i don't have any mental disorder

[00:01:09] and i don't spend my weekends watching "law & order"

[00:01:11] it takes forever to get in my pants

[00:01:13] this old-fashioned girl likes romance

[00:01:16] i am not fearful of being alone

[00:01:18] and zack morris had a really small phone

[00:01:21] ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring

[00:01:23] cell phones in the '80s...

[00:01:26] and i swear, shit f**kin' swear

[00:01:31] i didn't google you...

[00:01:36] okay, i did, i admit it

[00:01:38] and i know that you googled me too

[00:01:41] how else would you have known

[00:01:43] that my dog contracted herpes?

[00:01:45] sing it again, 'cause this melody

[00:01:48] feels really good to sing

[00:01:50] stop pretending it's taboo

[00:01:53] like masturbation in the '50s...

[00:02:04] to make sure that you're not in porn.

[00:02:06] i do not mean to be jealous already

[00:02:08] but who is that girl in those pictures? she's pretty

[00:02:11] i think you may have dated her

[00:02:13] or maybe she's your lesbian friend

[00:02:16] i see that you got really drunk on your birthday

[00:02:18] was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?

[00:02:21] i do not mean to make judgments now

[00:02:23] but if we date, some things will have to change...

[00:02:28] everybody googles each other

[00:02:29] everybody does their facebook research

[00:02:31] it's how we get to know one another

[00:02:34] to make sure that you don't have cats.