《Funky Cold Medina(Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir RMX)》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina (Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir RMX) - Tone-Loc

[00:00:02] Written by：Matt Dike

[00:00:30] Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action

[00:00:34] But like mike jagger said I can't get no satisfaction

[00:00:38] The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me

[00:00:42] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

[00:00:46] The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar

[00:00:49] Havin' drinks with some no name chump

[00:00:51] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:53] So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

[00:00:57] I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold Medina

[00:01:08] Funky cold Medina

[00:01:16] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

[00:01:20] Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:24] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:28] A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

[00:01:31] So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

[00:01:35] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:01:37] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:39] He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner

[00:01:43] But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold Medina

[00:01:47] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:49] I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door

[00:01:53] I got spuds mckenzie

[00:01:55] Alex from stroh's

[00:01:59] They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina

[00:02:02] I went up to this girl she said hi my name is Sheena

[00:02:06] I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold Medina

[00:02:10] She said I'd like a drink I said ehm okay I'll go get it

[00:02:13] Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

[00:02:15] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:17] So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned

[00:02:21] But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man

[00:02:25] So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

[00:02:29] You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold Medina

[00:02:35] You know ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:38] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies