《Bronze Adonis(Hulme Playhouse 1983)》歌词

[00:00:00] Bronze Adonis (Live) - John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:09] She didn't like the rib cage

[00:00:10] The coat-hanger hips

[00:00:11] The razor-sharp shoulder blades

[00:00:12] Always give her jip

[00:00:13] She's reading Edward De Bono under the palms

[00:00:15] He sprays Odorono under his arms

[00:00:17] I was to say the least alarmed

[00:00:18] When the bronze adonis got her

[00:00:20] I lay beneath the parasol

[00:00:21] Watched him with the chicks

[00:00:22] Horsing around with his aerosol

[00:00:23] They whispered about his odd trick

[00:00:25] Send no cash fear no man

[00:00:27] You can be a love leviathan

[00:00:28] She's a fan of the man with a tan from a can

[00:00:30] The bronze adonis got her

[00:00:31] They honeymoon on muscle beach to cries of beat it mac

[00:00:34] He plucks some puny pansy's peach

[00:00:36] When are do you like that

[00:00:37] The bronze adonis got her

[00:00:39] Mr and Mrs Universe

[00:00:40] The folks who live in the gym

[00:00:41] Each night she sleeps in a room marked her

[00:00:43] He sleeps in a room marked him

[00:00:44] Muscle bound for stardom

[00:00:45] The apollo of your eye

[00:00:47] Can't seem to get a hard on

[00:00:48] Oh Christ I wonder why

[00:00:50] The bronze adonis got her

[00:00:51] There stands the body gorgeous

[00:00:53] Men worship girls admire

[00:00:55] He bravely bears the scourges

[00:00:56] And the squelch of squashed desire

[00:00:58] What a physical jerk

[00:00:59] No time for sex

[00:01:00] Where's me bleedin' bullworker

[00:01:01] Baby oil and leopard kecks

[00:01:03] Oh yeah the bronze adonis got her

[00:01:24] Hubba hubba yum yum wow

[00:01:26] What a hunk of beef

[00:01:27] Who made you

[00:01:29] Around his briefs

[00:01:30] In the corner sauna

[00:01:31] With his mates

[00:01:32] Wanking away unwanted weight

[00:01:33] That's his idea of a heavy date

[00:01:35] The bronze adonis got her