《If I Had》歌词

[00:00:00] Life by Marshall Mathers

[00:00:07] What is life

[00:00:15] Life is like a big obstacle

[00:00:16] Put in front of your optical to slow you down

[00:00:18] And everytime you think you gotten past it

[00:00:19] It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the d**n ground

[00:00:21] What are friends

[00:00:22] Friends are people that you think are your friends

[00:00:27] But they really your enemies with secret indentities

[00:00:28] And disguises to hide they true colors

[00:00:30] So just when you think you close enough to be brothers

[00:00:32] They wanna come back and cut your throat

[00:00:33] When you ain't lookin

[00:00:34] What is money

[00:00:35] Money is what makes a man act funny

[00:00:37] Money is the root of all evil

[00:00:37] Money'll make them same friends come back around

[00:00:43] Swearing that they was always down

[00:00:44] What is life

[00:00:45] I'm tired of life

[00:00:45] I'm tired of backstabbing a*s snakes with friendly grins

[00:00:50] I'm tired of committing so many sins

[00:00:52] Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins

[00:00:59] Tired of never having any ends

[00:01:05] Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini thins

[00:01:16] I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR ****when he spins

[00:01:25] Tired of not having a deal

[00:01:27] Tired of having to deal

[00:01:28] With the bulls**t without grabbing the steel

[00:01:29] Tired of drowning in my sorrow

[00:01:29] Tired of having to borrow a dollar

[00:01:30] For gas to start my Monte Carlo

[00:01:31] I'm tired of mother****ers spraying ****and dartin off

[00:01:32] I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour

[00:01:39] Then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off

[00:01:41] I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough

[00:01:43] Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk

[00:01:44] For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk

[00:01:46] I'm tired of using plastic silverware

[00:01:54] Tired of working in Building Square

[00:01:54] Tired of not being a millionaire

[00:01:56] But if I had a million dollars

[00:02:00] I'd buy a d**n brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

[00:02:03] If I had a magic wand I'd make the world suck my d**k

[00:02:09] Without a condom on while I'm on the john

[00:02:15] If I had a million bucks

[00:02:16] It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out

[00:02:17] Robbing armored trucks

[00:02:35] If I had one wish

[00:02:37] I would ask for a big enough a*s for the whole world to kiss

[00:02:39] I'm tired of being white trash broke and always poor

[00:02:41] Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store

[00:02:42] I'm tired of not having a phone

[00:02:43] Tired of not having a home to have one in

[00:02:50] If I did have it on

[00:02:50] Tired of not driving a BM

[00:02:52] Tired of not working at GM tired of wanting to be him

[00:02:53] Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM

[00:02:54] Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum

[00:02:57] Tired of not being on tour

[00:02:58] Tired of ****ing the same blonde w***e after work

[00:03:05] In the back of a Contour

[00:03:06] I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones

[00:03:11] Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns

[00:03:12] Tired of being stared at

[00:03:13] I'm tired of wearing the same d**n Nike Air hat

[00:03:18] Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz

[00:03:19] Tired of people saying

[00:03:20] They're tired of hearing me rap about d**gs

[00:03:21] Tired of other rappers who

[00:03:24] Ain't bringin half the skill as me

[00:03:27] Saying they wasn't feeling me on Nobody's As I'll As Me

[00:03:45] I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs

[00:03:58] Tired of J L B saying Where Hip Hop Lives

[00:03:59] But if I had a million dollars

[00:04:05] I'd buy a d**n brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

[00:04:06] If I had a magic wand I'd make the world suck my d**k

[00:04:13] Without a condom on while I'm on the john

[00:04:20] If I had a million bucks

[00:04:26] It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out

[00:04:27] Robbing armored trucks

[00:04:27] If I had one wish

[00:04:33] I would ask for a big enough a*s for the whole world to kiss

[00:04:35] You know what I'm saying

[00:04:35] I'm tired of all of this bulls**t

[00:04:40] Telling me to be positive

[00:04:41] How'm I 'sposed to be positive

[00:04:42] When I don't see ****positive

[00:04:43] Know what I'm sayin

[00:04:44] I rap about ****around me ****I see

[00:04:47] Know what I'm sayin Right now I'm tired of everything

[00:04:49] Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city

[00:04:57] Can't get no airplay you know what I'm sayin

[00:05:03] But ey it's cool though you know what I'm sayin

[00:05:13] Just fed up

[00:05:19] That's my word