《Drowning Witch》歌词

[00:00:00] Drowning Witch - Frank Zappa

[00:00:08] There's a ship arriving too late

[00:00:10] To save a drowning witch

[00:00:13] She was swimmin' along

[00:00:14] Tryin' to keep a date

[00:00:15] With a merchant marine

[00:00:16] Who told her he was really rich

[00:00:17] But it doesn't matter no more

[00:00:19] She's on the ocean floor

[00:00:21] 'N the water's all green down there

[00:00:24] 'N it's not very clean down there

[00:00:26] 'N water snakes

[00:00:27] 'N rusty wrecks

[00:00:28] Is all that she can see

[00:00:30] As the light goes dim

[00:00:31] And she's tryin' to swim

[00:00:33] Will she make it

[00:00:33] (boy we sure hope so )

[00:00:35] Not even a witch oughta be caught

[00:00:37] On the bottom of america's spew-infested

[00:00:40] Ho-ho-ho hey-hey

[00:00:45] She could get radiation all over her

[00:00:54] She could mutate insanely (aie-ee-aie)

[00:01:00] She could mutate insanely (earth wall)

[00:01:04] Then you know

[00:01:05] She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall

[00:01:07] And very very scary-lookin'

[00:01:08] And then

[00:01:13] Cars could crash all over the place

[00:01:16] As a result of people with hawaiian shirts on

[00:01:19] Lookin' up to hear her go "ha ha ha "

[00:01:24] Sardines in her eyebrows

[00:01:28] Lobsters up 'n down her pudenda

[00:01:35] All of them horribly large from graduation

[00:01:47] And smelling very bad

[00:01:51] And dangerous

[00:01:57] Maybe a submarine could save her

[00:02:01] That's right yes that's true

[00:02:03] And bring her back just like a mud-shark

[00:02:06] Tell 'em what they win bob

[00:02:07] Well therefore ladies:

[00:02:08] A full week's supply of gartenion's onion rings

[00:02:12] Bronco's new bondage-in-a-bottle

[00:02:14] It won't crack it won't stake it won't beat it won't budge

[00:02:17] It won't bite the old fate

[00:02:19] And of course a brand new absolutely brand new

[00:02:22] New new and of course but also a new car