《开台台歌》歌词

[00:00:00] 开台台歌 - 曾志伟

[00:00:01] 各位冇有线电台开场

[00:00:04] 曾志伟议员

[00:00:05] 各位亲爱的观众

[00:00:07] 唔系是亲爱的听众至啱

[00:00:08] 系呢个普世欢腾的日子里便

[00:00:10] 我代表呢个冇有线电

[00:00:12] 台董事局全体成员

[00:00:13] 包括赵爵士孔爵士孔雀王

[00:00:15] 唔系是六叔七婶三太公

[00:00:17] 有条裤有得翻

[00:00:19] 唔系是周梁能人

[00:00:20] 唔系是橡根棉

[00:00:22] 唔系是郑一同郑二同

[00:00:23] 能见度能见恶

[00:00:25] 喂做乜嘢唔俾我讲

[00:00:27] 总之一句冇有线电台

[00:00:30] 正式启播

[00:00:32] 我地冇有线电台分中

[00:00:34] 文台和英文台

[00:00:35] 中文台我地叫微波台

[00:00:37] 用微波来发射

[00:00:38] 含有紫外光

[00:00:39] 对人体有益有建设

[00:00:41] 英文台我地叫大波台

[00:00:43] 不过到依家我地仲未

[00:00:44] 请到适合的人选

[00:00:45] 对唔住喂我地冇请人

[00:00:49] 唔好讲甘多

[00:00:50] 我地听下只台歌先啦

[00:00:52] 开开心心再接近

[00:00:56] 一起笑到抽抽筋

[00:01:00] 你我友情在

[00:01:02] 在冇有线台前拉近