《Everybody Needs A Ninja》歌词

[00:00:00] Everybody Needs A Ninja - Matthew Ebel

[00:00:00] Written by：Matthew Ebel

[00:00:00] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:00:04] Something I have always said

[00:00:08] 'Cause you never know when

[00:00:10] Someone else might want to see you dead

[00:00:16] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:00:20] Ninjas know just when to strike

[00:00:24] Though they dress the same

[00:00:25] I'd never say that they all look alike

[00:00:29] 'Cause that ain't right

[00:00:31] They do ninja moves with ninja things

[00:00:33] Watch ninja ball with ninja wings

[00:00:35] And ninja beers that they can kill

[00:00:37] One bottle at a time

[00:00:39] They strike from near or far away

[00:00:41] You'll never know if you're their prey

[00:00:44] They always make their getaway

[00:00:45] No ninja prints or stars are left behind

[00:00:52] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:00:56] Maybe one or two at work

[00:01:00] So that you can use one when

[00:01:02] Your boss is acting like a jerk

[00:01:08] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:01:12] Well that's a simple fact of life

[00:01:16] They can kill with sheets of

[00:01:18] Paper they don't need no stinking knife

[00:01:24] They live their lives so secretly

[00:01:25] And ninjas kill so gracefully

[00:01:27] They leap from tree to tree like

[00:01:29] Jackie chan or chow yun fat

[00:01:31] They use their super ninja power

[00:01:33] To kill someone at any hour

[00:01:35] They could behiding in your shower

[00:01:38] You never know just where they're at

[00:01:44] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:01:48] Ninja podcasts are the best

[00:01:52] But they only let you listen if you pass a ninja test

[00:01:58] Not like the rest

[00:02:00] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:02:04] It's good to have one on your side

[00:02:08] Everybody loves a friend who would avenge them if they died

[00:02:13] That's ninja pride

[00:02:15] The ninjas are your biggest fan

[00:02:17] If you're a member of their clan

[00:02:19] And if you're not your plan had better

[00:02:22] Be to run like hell

[00:02:24] 'Cause ninjas find you anywhere

[00:02:25] There might be ninjas in your hair

[00:02:27] Or hiding in your underwear

[00:02:30] They're everywhere but nobody can tell

[00:02:36] Everybody needs a ninja

[00:02:40] There's one right behind me now