《Food Blues》歌词

[00:00:00] Food Blues - Bobby Bare

[00:00:07] I was waiting in Rosie's Restaurant

[00:00:12] When the waiter came up and said what do you want

[00:00:16] I looked at the menu and it looked so nice

[00:00:20] Till he said lemme give you some advice

[00:00:23] He said spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch

[00:00:28] Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart

[00:00:32] There's hormones in chicken and beef and veal

[00:00:36] Bowl of ravioli is a dead man's meal

[00:00:40] Bread got preservatives there's nitrites in ham

[00:00:44] Artificial coloring in jellies and jam

[00:00:48] Stay away from donuts run away from pie

[00:00:52] Pepperoni pizza is a sure way to die

[00:00:56] Sugar rots your teeth and makes you put on weight

[00:01:00] But artificial sweetener's got cyclamates

[00:01:04] Eggs got cholesterol

[00:01:06] There's fat in cheese

[00:01:09] Coffee ruins your kidneys and so does tea

[00:01:12] Fish got mercury

[00:01:15] Red meat is poison

[00:01:17] Salt's gonna send your blood pressure rising

[00:01:21] Hot dogs and bologna got deadly red dyes

[00:01:25] Vegetables and fruits are sprayed with pesticides

[00:01:44] So I said what can I eat that's gonna make me last

[00:01:48] He said a small drink of water in a sterilized glass

[00:01:53] And then he stopped and he thought for a minute

[00:01:57] And said never mind the water

[00:01:59] There's carcinogenics in it

[00:02:01] So I got up from the table

[00:02:03] And walked out in the street

[00:02:05] Realizing there was nothing I could eat

[00:02:09] I ain't eaten for a month and I'm feeling fine

[00:02:13] 'Cause he did not mention

[00:02:16] Beer whiskey women and sweet red wine