《What’s a Telephone Bill?(LP Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] What's a Telephone Bill? (LP Version) - Bootsy Collins

[00:00:02] Hello baby

[00:00:05] Yes it's your friendly phone fanatic again

[00:00:11] Oh yeah I'm loaded

[00:00:13] With verbal rap ability baby

[00:00:18] You know you inspire me to poetry

[00:00:22] So listen while I recite naughty nothings

[00:00:26] That'll wet your eardrums

[00:00:33] I'd like to I'd like to I'd like to

[00:00:38] Yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:40] Oh

[00:00:42] Can I make sweet love to you baby

[00:00:46] What I'd like to do would be

[00:00:50] Good to you

[00:00:54] And if you hang up

[00:00:55] On me now

[00:00:57] I'll be through

[00:01:00] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:01:05] When you got time to kill

[00:01:08] And if I can't get your love then

[00:01:11] What's a telephone bill

[00:01:17] According to the way you make me feel

[00:01:21] I guess you'd call it obscene phone call

[00:01:25] I'm not a storyteller though baby

[00:01:28] I'd rather be with you me to me

[00:01:33] Oh a sort of physical love like bubba

[00:01:37] Oh you're the sweetest fantasy I know

[00:01:41] You

[00:01:44] Excuse me if I seem obscene to you

[00:01:52] I'm being real and that seems the thing to do

[00:01:58] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:02:03] When you got time to kill

[00:02:06] And if I can't get your love then

[00:02:09] What's a telephone bill

[00:02:12] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:02:17] When you got time to kill

[00:02:20] And if I can't get your love then

[00:02:23] What's a telephone bill

[00:02:26] Oh baby uh uh uh wanna just to hang on

[00:02:29] I'd like to I'd like to I'd like to yeah yeah yeah

[00:02:36] I'd like to make sweet love to you

[00:02:57] Oh no not that baby

[00:03:00] I wanna be real with you

[00:03:04] Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby

[00:03:08] Ohhhh

[00:03:12] Ohhhh

[00:03:13] Don't fake me out

[00:03:14] Ohhhh

[00:03:15] Do do do do do do

[00:03:17] Do do

[00:03:17] I love you baby

[00:03:18] I'd like to make sweet love to you

[00:03:22] Let me see if I can hit that note again

[00:03:24] I love you lady

[00:03:26] Ohhh

[00:03:28] Ohhh

[00:03:29] Doo doo doo doo doo doo

[00:03:31] Doo doo

[00:03:33] I'd like to make sweet love to you

[00:03:36] Can you just explain to me what key are you in baby

[00:03:40] Ohhh

[00:03:42] Ohhh

[00:03:42] I'd like to get real funk

[00:03:46] Kay

[00:03:47] I'd like to make sweet love to you

[00:04:06] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:04:11] When you got time to kill

[00:04:14] And if I can't get your love then

[00:04:17] What's a telephone bill

[00:04:20] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:04:25] When you got time to kill

[00:04:28] And if I can't get your love then

[00:04:31] What's a telephone bill

[00:04:34] I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment

[00:04:39] When you got time to kill

[00:04:42] And if I can't get your love then

[00:04:45] What's a telephone bill

[00:05:18] Ohhhh

[00:05:20] Ohhhh

[00:05:21] Do do do do do do

[00:05:23] Do do

[00:05:25] I'd like to make sweet love to you

[00:05:37] Maybe ah

[00:05:39] I'll manicure your toenails

[00:05:40] And uh

[00:05:41] Make sweet love to you baby

[00:05:44] Rub my body with yours

[00:05:48] Wait a minute operator

[00:05:49] I I I'm not talking to you