《The Rhinoceros》歌词

[00:00:00] The Rhinoceros - Flanders & Swann

[00:00:05] Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much

[00:00:08] If you ask the reason why

[00:00:10] They will tell you because of his scaly touch

[00:00:13] Or his hard and glittering eye;

[00:00:15] But should you ask a truthful man

[00:00:18] You will get this quick response:

[00:00:20] I do not trust that thing on his nose

[00:00:24] The bodger on his bonce

[00:00:27] Oh the bodger on the bonce

[00:00:30] The bodger on the bonce

[00:00:32] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:00:35] The bodger on the bonce

[00:00:41] Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns

[00:00:44] If you doubt it here's the proof;

[00:00:46] That thing on his nose is for taking stones

[00:00:49] Out of a horse's hoof:

[00:00:51] He seldom if ever meets a horse

[00:00:53] (It is this that makes him sad)

[00:00:56] When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof

[00:00:59] But he would if he did and it had

[00:01:01] Oh the bodger on the bonce

[00:01:04] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:06] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:01:09] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:14] And just to bring pleasure to those

[00:01:16] Who like to enjoy the natural scene

[00:01:19] He picks up litter on his spike

[00:01:21] To keep the forest clean:

[00:01:23] And if one day to his habitat

[00:01:26] For a picnic you should roam

[00:01:28] He would open a tin should you

[00:01:31] Have left your opener at home

[00:01:34] With the bodger on the bonce

[00:01:35] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:38] Pity the poor old Rhino with

[00:01:41] The bodger on the bonce

[00:01:46] So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend

[00:01:50] Though he looks a fearsome sight

[00:01:52] He amply justifies his end

[00:01:55] Because his means are right;

[00:01:57] And ask yourself would you do as well

[00:02:00] Fulfilling long-felt wants

[00:02:03] If nature had endowed you with

[00:02:06] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:09] Yes a Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:11] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:13] If nature had endowed you with

[00:02:16] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:19] A Bodger on your bonce

[00:02:21] A Bodger on your bonce