《The Worst Joke Ever》歌词

[00:00:00] The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M.

[00:00:06] You see there's this cat burglar

[00:00:08] Who can't see in the dark

[00:00:12] He lays his bets on 8 more lives

[00:00:15] Walks into a bar

[00:00:18] Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife

[00:00:23] Says I don't know what I've done

[00:00:27] But it doesn't feel right

[00:00:31] Some things don't hold up

[00:00:33] Over the course of a lifetime

[00:00:43] When's the first time you heard that one 1954

[00:00:49] Get to the punch line

[00:00:52] Fall to the floor

[00:00:55] Give me a minute

[00:00:57] And I'll tell you the setup for

[00:01:01] The worst joke ever I never

[00:01:08] I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

[00:01:14] Don't bore me

[00:01:20] Now I am floating

[00:01:23] I feel released

[00:01:26] The moorings have been dropped

[00:01:28] The weights unleashed

[00:01:32] Everything is crystalline

[00:01:35] Simple and free

[00:01:44] The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change

[00:01:47] Or are too afraid to face

[00:01:51] This life's misjudged unknowns

[00:01:56] You're not hurting anybody else's chances

[00:02:03] But you're disfiguring your own

[00:02:09] Give me a minute

[00:02:11] And I'll tell you the setup for

[00:02:15] The worst joke ever I never

[00:02:22] I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

[00:02:28] Don't bore me I NEVER

[00:02:34] Give me a minute

[00:02:36] And I'll tell you the setup

[00:02:46] You see there's this feeling

[00:02:48] That I've heard this one before