《Producer Name Rap (Explicit)》歌词

[00:04:44] Producer Name Rap - Boyinaband

[00:04:44] Written by锛欴avid Brown

[00:04:44] It was just another day when I walked into bar 9

[00:04:44] Sat down and got talking to a girl I spied

[00:04:44] She fine like aphrodite

[00:04:44] I said hi I'm dave what's your name

[00:04:44] She said I'm diana jane but you can call me DJ

[00:04:44] Hyped up this girl seemed keen I got talking more

[00:04:44] She was a gemini and liked water sports

[00:04:44] And craft work and retro video games

[00:04:44] Like the snes hell yeah forget these hi tech specs

[00:04:44] 16 bit that's the golden age

[00:04:44] Yo things were going great

[00:04:44] I ordered a drink so we could continue to conjugate

[00:04:44] I'll have a max martini and you DJ

[00:04:44] I'll have a wine a red one please dave

[00:04:44] We sat at a table the waiter came

[00:04:44] What you hungry for DJ

[00:04:44] Fresh food is fine I dunno just feed me

[00:04:44] Okay let's get a dish of the day

[00:04:44] And I'll take one of the same the food came and we

[00:04:44] Ate

[00:04:44] Wait waiter what's this what's wrong Sir

[00:04:44] These fries are cold I'd expect hot chips and they're not chrispy

[00:04:44] And the bloody beetroots are out of place in this dish

[00:04:44] And what's this see it looks like an infected mushroom it's sick

[00:04:44] So no tip and we left quick

[00:04:44] So we went with plan b

[00:04:44] Booked another date figured logistics and then she said

[00:04:44] Wait my moby's ringing hello

[00:04:44] My ex is on the line are you still

[00:04:44] No he just left stuff at mine

[00:04:44] Um okay and I silently sighed with relief she said

[00:04:44] I've just gotta drop it off at his some time

[00:04:44] Then the night was fine and then we said our goodbyes

[00:04:44] The date came she called

[00:04:44] But she was that sick she cancelled

[00:04:44] Well I didn't wanna waste the night I took the chance

[00:04:44] And went to the club with my mates joe and mike

[00:04:44] Joe said mike shi' no damn hot girls in sight

[00:04:44] Mike why is that 'cause all these chicks is fat

[00:04:44] Boy slim pickings tonight joe agreed with that then asked

[00:04:44] Mike skin a sig ma cravings are starting

[00:04:44] And I need a fix okay sure and out the door they

[00:04:44] Darted

[00:04:44] Then I heard some girls they stormed in on a hen night

[00:04:44] Running like headless chicks and gettin' with every man in sight

[00:04:44] One came over a thin b*tch a skinny puppy

[00:04:44] And though I'm not one to judge jewels coloured a goldy green

[00:04:44] Ain't pretty

[00:04:44] But she started shouting in my ear noisier than the sub

[00:04:44] Focusing hard so I could hear over the sound of the club

[00:04:44] Things quickly turned intense she asked me to bang her

[00:04:44] Are you even 18 well uh near enough man what

[00:04:44] I'm joking here's my id I said this has clearly been doctored

[00:04:44] Read on oh god this is DJ

[00:04:44] This is not good for real girl I've had enough

[00:04:44] Oh you're such a bore gonna spice things up

[00:04:44] She downed her cup dipped low and started grinding her benny benassi

[00:04:44] On my hips

[00:04:44] The friction was insane then her friend took a photo I was

[00:04:44] Framed this was ludicous please just go away miss

[00:04:44] She finally heard me over the noise stormed off to find another

[00:04:44] Boy

[00:04:44] I got out of there fast but on the way back

[00:04:44] I heard a scream outside somebody's flat

[00:04:44] This place was dangerous 'cause it was late an owl city

[00:04:44] But wait that sounds like my lucky date is she

[00:04:44] Yeah there was dj's shadow so I started chasing shadows

[00:04:44] And found a man making bare noise shouting loud

[00:04:44] It was her ex fella with her I stopped dead

[00:04:44] He faced up to her square

[00:04:44] Push her back to the billboard behind her then said

[00:04:44] You'll live by my rules when you're in my house

[00:04:44] If you take my cheese you'll be a dead mouse

[00:04:44] She said I won't be cheated on and beaten rob

[00:04:44] You're just a weak man compensating for your lil' jon

[00:04:44] What

[00:04:44] He went to hit her again with evil intent

[00:04:44] But I in defence mode stepped in to protect

[00:04:44] I got up in his grill expecting a new fight

[00:04:44] DJ called out but I said chill I got this joker alright

[00:04:44] Rob's why are you hitting girls what is this

[00:04:44] So don't get pushy rob or now who are you chris brown

[00:04:44] Stay out of my business

[00:04:44] He launched this massive attack

[00:04:44] I ducked my head under so it missed

[00:04:44] Rob two can play at that game I raised my anger fist

[00:04:44] And hit him but landing the punch made me ache on my

[00:04:44] Wrist

[00:04:44] But he flinched so I aimed a strong hit high

[00:04:44] Contrasting it with a swift kick to the thigh

[00:04:44] Swiped his legs out ko and he fell base over apex

[00:04:44] Twinging on guilt I checked his pulse but he was just at

[00:04:44] Rest

[00:04:44] I said why don't you catch up on some zed's

[00:04:44] Deadbeat guys like you deserve the curb as a bed

[00:04:44] DJ's incredible gaze was amazed

[00:04:44] She said my ex is insane yeah I thought mine are bad

[00:04:44] But he's a different case of crazy hey wait is that katy

[00:04:44] Then her friend appeared with haste after hearing the fray

[00:04:44] She saw DJ with dave something clicked in her brain

[00:04:44] She said stay away DJ quick he's a fake

[00:04:44] On her phone she showed an image and heaped on the blame

[00:04:44] Then spit this b*tchy rhetoric rubbing the pain in

[00:04:44] It was the picture of me with her sister grinding

[00:04:44] DJ ran away I gave chase and stayed just behind

[00:04:44] Then I asked a dude can you tell me where she went

[00:04:44] Me sure man saw her go down that street with tears to

[00:04:44] Her cheeks

[00:04:44] But it was too late

[00:04:44] My phone was out of battery so

[00:04:44] I called when I got in

[00:04:44] And heard welcome to the bt answering machine

[00:04:44] I logged onto the net skyped her and she picked up the

[00:04:44] Line

[00:04:44] I said it's not what you think

[00:04:44] She said david get a life

[00:04:44] There's no justice you're just like other guys

[00:04:44] I swore it's not the truth

[00:04:44] Check your sister's id it's doctored look

[00:04:44] Just in time she burst in drunk out of her mind

[00:04:44] Began a verbal cascade

[00:04:44] This night sucked I tried it on with some boy

[00:04:44] But he wouldn't put out and guess the reason why

[00:04:44] He recognized you from your id did I mention

[00:04:44] I took it why

[00:04:44] 'Cause I'm unable to get into clubs otherwise

[00:04:44] You can't just doctor people's ids DJ screamed but she fainted

[00:04:44] DJ gave her a prod did she

[00:04:44] Checked her id and said I'm sorry I thought you were faithless

[00:04:44] Will you forgive me let's see that all depends

[00:04:44] You lump me in with guys like him you gotta understand sum'

[00:04:44] Well I am not like him he's just another daft punk

[00:04:44] It's time to bury all the past and that junk

[00:04:44] Why does this have to be complex

[00:04:44] We talked it out all night until she

[00:04:44] Got it off her chest

[00:04:44] She said I like you dave you saved me you're

[00:04:44] My favourite man

[00:04:44] Don't get overzealous girl I'm just a boy in a band