《Fish Licence (The Final Rip Off Remix)》歌词

[00:00:00] Raline：

[00:00:00] Whistles a bit then

[00:00:04] Hello I would like to buy a fish license please

[00:00:08] Postal clerk：A what

[00:00:10] Clerk：How did you know my name was Eric

[00:00:13] Clerk：What

[00:00:15] Praline：He is an halibut

[00:00:22] Clerk：You've got a pet halibut

[00:00:25] Clerk：You must be a loony

[00:00:34] Praline：Yes

[00:00:45] Clerk：For a fish

[00:00:51] Praline：Yes

[00:01:01] Clerk：You *are*a loony

[00:01:06] Clerk：You don't need a license for your cat

[00:01:12] Praline：I bleedin' well do and I've got one Can't be caught out there

[00:01:15] Clerk：There is no such thing as a bloody Cat license

[00:01:18] Praline：Yes there is

[00:01:19] Clerk：No there isn't

[00:01:20] Praline：Is

[00:01:20] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:22] Praline：Is

[00:01:23] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:23] Praline：Is

[00:01:23] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:24] Praline：Is

[00:01:24] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:24] Praline：Is

[00:01:24] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:25] Praline：Is

[00:01:25] Clerk：Isn't

[00:01:25] Praline：What's that then

[00:01:29] Praline：Man didn't have the right form

[00:01:30] Clerk：What man

[00:01:31] Praline：The man from the cat detector van

[00:01:35] Clerk：What cat detector van

[00:01:38] Praline：The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge

[00:01:43] Clerk：Housinge

[00:01:47] Clerk：How much did you pay for this

[00:01:56] Praline：Sixty quid and eight for the fruit bat

[00:01:59] Clerk：What fruit bat

[00:02:00] Praline：Eric the fruit bat

[00:02:02] Clerk：Are all your pets called Eric

[00:02:03] Praline：There's nothing so odd about that Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul

[00:02:09] Clerk：No he didn't

[00:02:10] Praline：Did

[00:02:10] Clerk：Didn't

[00:02:11] Clerk：Oh all right

[00:02:15] Clerk：I promise you that there is no such thing You don't need one

[00:02:21] NB：The TV Version continues the album version continues below

[00:02:25] Praline：Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor

[00:02:30] Fanfare of trumpets Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters

[00:02:34] Clerk：You're in luck

[00:02:35] In long shot now The Mayor who is nine foot high and dignitaries approach a startled Praline Organ music below a reverent voice over

[00:02:41] Praline：In that case give me a bee license

[00:02:42] Clerk：A license for your pet bee

[00:02:45] Praline：Correct

[00:02:46] Clerk：Called Eric Eric the bee

[00:02:47] Praline：No

[00:02:48] Clerk：No

[00:02:48] Clerk：You're off your chump