《The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (Early Version)》歌词

[00:06:45] The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (Early Version) - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:06:45] So the boys got together and formed a band, uh, f-fate played the straight man and since then they've never looked back.

[00:06:45] Hey you lads, welcome to club. I've seen you on the telly with your long hair and pimples!

[00:06:45] (pop-pop)

[00:06:45] We arrived at the gig looking rough

[00:06:45] Not happy, we'd all had enough

[00:06:45] Of eight hours on the road

[00:06:45] (blast)

[00:06:45] Legs Larry said he, "It's the boozer for me, dear boy."

[00:06:45] "Yip, yip, yessiry."

[00:06:45] And the hotel reception was empty and cold

[00:06:45] With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old

[00:06:45] It stank like a rhino house!

[00:06:45] Mr. Slater said, "Oh, I can smell Vindaloo!"

[00:06:45] "Oh, really?"

[00:06:45] "No sir, O'Reilly!"

[00:06:45] Hobnob.

[00:06:45] And we wave to the people who frown

[00:06:45] At our hair as we ride into town

[00:06:45] And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear

[00:06:45] In the club where the Dohl Pal Show would appear

[00:06:45] In person as themselves

[00:06:45] (arf, arf)

[00:06:45] In person as themselves

[00:06:45] Then Neil, Fred and I played darts for a while

[00:06:45] Before we switched on our theatrical smile

[00:06:45] Hey, you remember!

[00:06:45] Hot dogs on sale in foyer!

[00:06:45] Eyy...

[00:06:45] "You can have a drink in your dressing room, lads, but you can't come into club looking like that. We can't oblige! Thank you."

[00:06:45] "Hey, Redneck!"

[00:06:45] "We've had 'em all 'ere, you know... Tommy Raye..."

[00:06:45] "Aye..."

[00:06:45] "That's a brand new scratch on the piano, cost you seventy-five quid to put that right."

[00:06:45] "Whoa, 'oo did that?"

[00:06:45] "I remember one time--"

[00:06:45] "And Buddy <??>!"

[00:06:45] "Aye."

[00:06:45] "Put off all thought though, in here, dunnit?"

[00:06:45] "Whoa, what?"

[00:06:45] "Will you take your empty glasses back to the bar!"

[00:06:45] "Any 'artistes' messing in football will be paid off, immediately."

[00:06:45] "Hoover!"

[00:06:45] "It's not for meself, lads, it's for me daughter."

[00:06:45] "Five pints of lager and one Coke!"

[00:06:45] "You got me, lads, it's the manager that makes the rules."