《The Washington Post》歌词

[00:02:38] WASHINGTON POST

[00:02:38] Get the news, the very latest news, the news youll never get from any other source, sir.

[00:02:38] The Washington Post is my newspaper

[00:02:38] The Washington Post the one to read, the Washington Post is all you need,

[00:02:38] The Washington Post is my view shaper,

[00:02:38] The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, the Post, the Post

[00:02:38] So if youre after the latest news, The Washington Post will give you the most,

[00:02:38] And if youre craving the latest views, The Washington Post is the one you need, sir!

[00:02:38] So if you are after the latest news, The Washington Post will give you the most,

[00:02:38] And if youre craving the latest views, The Washington Post is the one to read, sir!

[00:02:38] Theyve got the comics and the crossword puzzles, too

[00:02:38] Theyve got the help wanted pages and want ads there

[00:02:38] So if you think youll ever find a better paper in the world

[00:02:38] You better go to church and say a prayer (and say a prayer)

[00:02:38] Theyve got photographers and correspondents too

[00:02:38] Theyve got a big editorial staff as well

[00:02:38] So if you think youll ever find a better paper in the world

[00:02:38] My friend then you can always go to Hell, (you go to hell, you go to hell you go to hell

[00:02:38] You go to hell you go to hell then you can always go to hell, sir!

[00:02:38] You might be wondering about their op-ed page

[00:02:38] And if theyll print what you offer as timeless prose?

[00:02:38] Well, its agreed at least theyll read whatever screed youve scribbled

[00:02:38] Right before they tell you, Stick it up your nose! (yes up your nose, yes up your nose,

[00:02:38] Yes up your nose, before they tell you, you can stick it up your nose, sir!

[00:02:38] Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes

[00:02:38] They use computers and typewriter keyboards, too

[00:02:38] So if you think youll ever find a better paper anywhere

[00:02:38] Then you can stick it up your old wazoo, up your wazoo, Hey!