《I’m Number One》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm Number One - Constantine (康斯坦丁 地狱神探)/Ricky Gervais

[00:00:00] Written by：Bret McKenzie

[00:00:00] I'm number one you're number two

[00:00:04] We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you

[00:00:08] I'm number one you're number two

[00:00:12] I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me

[00:00:16] I'm one you're one you're number two

[00:00:20] I'm number two you may think that you're smarter

[00:00:22] But I'm smarterer than you I'm number one

[00:00:26] You're number two

[00:00:28] You're lucky to be number two not number three

[00:00:33] I can see by the look in your eye

[00:00:36] You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

[00:00:41] One day you'll get your chance but in the mean time

[00:00:46] You got to dance monkey dance

[00:00:49] Really I hate dancing

[00:00:51] Do it dance monkey dance haha

[00:01:00] I'm number two he's number one

[00:01:04] I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

[00:01:08] I'm number two he's number one

[00:01:11] I'm number one

[00:01:12] You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog

[00:01:17] I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone

[00:01:22] And I'm at the front of the line

[00:01:25] It won't be long until I get my chance

[00:01:28] But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance

[00:01:36] Dance monkey dance now watch me

[00:01:52] I'm number one he's number one

[00:01:54] You're number two

[00:01:55] I'm number two I'll bet you kid

[00:01:57] There you go now step aside this segments through I'm one

[00:02:02] You're one I'm number one yes we know I'm

[00:02:07] He's number one

[00:02:15] That's how it's done