《You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin》歌词

[00:00:00] You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin (From "Team America") - Friday Night At The Movies

[00:00:03] I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth

[00:00:08] I had a terrific plan

[00:00:09] I thought it would work

[00:00:11] Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other

[00:00:14] You see

[00:00:15] But it all went wrong and now I must decree

[00:00:19] You are worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:00:22] You are worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:00:24] You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen

[00:00:28] Your career is stalling and you're worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:00:32] Thats why I blew your head off

[00:00:34] And your children are all Baldwin

[00:00:38] Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me

[00:00:42] But also with Balmacks who are giant bees

[00:00:46] The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war

[00:00:50] So we wanted a new home and thats what Earth was for

[00:00:55] But you are worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:00:58] You are worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:01:00] You f**ked up my whole plan

[00:01:01] And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

[00:01:05] Your garbage needs some hauling

[00:01:06] And you're worthless Alec Baldwin

[00:01:08] Now I must return home a failure

[00:01:12] I'm afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling