《Eight Easy Steps [In the Style of Alanis Morissette ](Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal)》歌词

[00:00:00] Eight Easy Steps [In the Style of Alanis Morissette

[00:00:13] How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment

[00:00:17] How to defer to men in solvable predicaments

[00:00:20] How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you

[00:00:24] How to have that not work and have them run away from you

[00:00:27] How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close

[00:00:31] How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most

[00:00:34] How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone

[00:00:37] How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

[00:00:40] I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

[00:00:43] The course of a lifetime you'll never forget

[00:00:46] I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

[00:00:50] I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

[00:00:58] How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist

[00:01:02] How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite

[00:01:05] How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist

[00:01:09] How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success

[00:01:11] I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

[00:01:14] The course of a lifetime you'll never forget

[00:01:18] I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

[00:01:21] I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

[00:01:28] I've been doing research for years

[00:01:35] I've been practicing my a** off

[00:01:42] I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you

[00:01:48] Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

[00:01:55] I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

[00:01:58] The course of a lifetime you'll never forget

[00:02:01] I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

[00:02:05] I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

[00:02:14] How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else

[00:02:17] How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself

[00:02:20] How to numb a la holic to avoid going within

[00:02:24] How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[00:02:26] I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

[00:02:29] A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

[00:02:33] I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

[00:02:36] I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

[00:02:40] I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps

[00:02:43] A course of a lifetime you'll never forget

[00:02:47] I'll show you how to in eight easy steps

[00:02:50] I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best