《The Hole In The Ground》歌词

[00:00:00] The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins

[00:00:12] There I was

[00:00:13] A digging this hole

[00:00:14] A hole in the ground so big

[00:00:16] And sort of round it was

[00:00:17] There was I

[00:00:19] Digging it deep

[00:00:20] It was flat at at the bottom

[00:00:21] And the sides were steep

[00:00:23] When along

[00:00:24] Comes

[00:00:25] This bloke in a bowler

[00:00:26] Which he lifted and scratched his head

[00:00:29] Well we looked down the hole

[00:00:31] Poor demented soul and he said

[00:00:33] Do you mind if I make a suggestion

[00:00:35] Don't dig there

[00:00:37] Dig it elsewhere

[00:00:38] Your digging it round and it ought to be square

[00:00:41] The shape of it's wrong it's much too long

[00:00:44] And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong

[00:00:48] I ask what a liberty eh

[00:00:50] Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

[00:00:52] Well there was I

[00:00:54] Stood in me hole

[00:00:56] Shovelling earth for all I was worth

[00:00:59] There was him

[00:01:00] Standing up there

[00:01:01] So grand and official with his nose in the air

[00:01:04] So I gave

[00:01:05] Him

[00:01:06] A look sort of sideways

[00:01:07] And I leaned on my shovel and sighed

[00:01:10] Well I lit me a fag

[00:01:12] And

[00:01:12] Having took a drag I replied

[00:01:16] I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere

[00:01:20] I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square

[00:01:22] And if you disagree it doesn't bother me

[00:01:26] That's the place where the holes gonna be

[00:01:34] Well there we were discussing this hole

[00:01:37] A hole in the groud so big and sort of round

[00:01:39] It was

[00:01:40] Well it's not there now the ground's all flat

[00:01:43] And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

[00:01:47] And that's that