《Online》歌词

[00:00:01] Online

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[00:00:22] I work down at the pizza pit

[00:00:25] 我在比萨店里上班

[00:00:25] And I drive and old Hundai

[00:00:29] 我开着破旧老现代

[00:00:29] I still live with my mom and dad

[00:00:32] 我仍然和爸爸妈妈住在一起

[00:00:32] I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic

[00:00:38] 我53岁 是个体重超标的科幻迷

[00:00:38] Mild athsmatic

[00:00:40] 温和地喘着气

[00:00:40] Never been to 2nd base

[00:00:43] 从没有当过二垒

[00:00:43] But there's a whole nother me

[00:00:45] 但这是一个完全不同的我

[00:00:45] That you need to see

[00:00:47] 你们需要看一看

[00:00:47] Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood

[00:00:54] 上网去看看我住在好莱坞

[00:00:54] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

[00:00:58] 我65岁 看起来很不错

[00:00:58] I drive a Mazarati

[00:00:59] 我开着玛莎拉蒂

[00:00:59] I'm a black belt in Karate

[00:01:01] 我还是空手道黑带

[00:01:01] And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:01:09] 我喜欢喝一杯红酒 女孩们觉得我很神秘

[00:01:09] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

[00:01:12] 我告诉她们我不想认认真真

[00:01:12] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

[00:01:16] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

[00:01:16] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:01:23] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

[00:01:23] So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom

[00:01:30] 这么酷酷地在线 我回家亲吻了妈妈

[00:01:30] And she fixes me a snack

[00:01:33] 她给我做了小吃

[00:01:33] I head down to my basement bedroom

[00:01:37] 我回到我地下室的卧室里

[00:01:37] And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I

[00:01:44] 开启了我的真实生活 我唯一一次

[00:01:44] Ever even been to LA

[00:01:47] 到过洛杉矶

[00:01:47] Was when I got the chance with the marching band

[00:01:51] 当我得到机会与军乐队跳舞

[00:01:51] To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu

[00:01:59] 在玫瑰游行中演奏大号 在网上我住在Malibu

[00:01:59] I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ

[00:02:02] 我给Calvin Kline摆好姿势 我曾经在GQ杂志上

[00:02:02] I'm single and I'm rich

[00:02:04] 我是单身王老五

[00:02:04] And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:02:13] 我可以让你们感到兴奋 让女孩觉得我很神秘

[00:02:13] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

[00:02:17] 我告诉她们我不想认认真真

[00:02:17] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

[00:02:20] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

[00:02:20] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:02:27] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

[00:02:27] Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date

[00:02:34] 是的 我在网上比较酷 当你拿到我的行程却很难预约日期

[00:02:34] Let alone a real girlfriend

[00:02:38] 更何况一个真实的女朋友呢

[00:02:38] But I grow another foot

[00:02:40] 但我长出了另一只脚

[00:02:40] And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

[00:03:00] 每次我登陆时体重也会减少

[00:03:00] Online I'm out in Hollywood

[00:03:04] 网络上显示我不在好莱坞了

[00:03:04] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

[00:03:07] 我65岁 我感觉很好

[00:03:07] Even on a slow day' I can have a three way

[00:03:11] 因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

[00:03:11] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:03:18] 同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

[00:03:18] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:21] 是的 我在网上比较酷

[00:03:21] I'm so much cooler online

[00:03:25] 我在网上比较酷

[00:03:25] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:30] 是的 我在网上比较酷