《If You Were Gay》歌词

[00:00:00] If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

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[00:00:02] Aah an afternoon alone with

[00:00:04] 一个午后 孤单一人

[00:00:04] My favorite book Broadway

[00:00:06] 与最爱的书作伴 百老汇

[00:00:06] Musicals of the 1940s

[00:00:09] 四十年代的音乐剧

[00:00:09] No roommate to bother me

[00:00:10] 没有室友来打扰

[00:00:10] How could it get any better than this

[00:00:13] 有什么会比这更好呢

[00:00:13] Oh hi Rod

[00:00:14] 你好 Rod

[00:00:14] Hi Nicky

[00:00:15] 你好 Nicky

[00:00:15] Hey Rod you'll never

[00:00:16] 嘿 Rod 你永远不会

[00:00:16] Guess what happened to

[00:00:17] 猜到发生了什么

[00:00:17] Me on the subway this morning

[00:00:18] 今天清晨 我在地铁上

[00:00:18] This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

[00:00:22] 这个人朝着我笑 还与我交谈

[00:00:22] That's very interesting

[00:00:23] 那很有趣

[00:00:23] He was being real friendly

[00:00:25] 他真的十分友好

[00:00:25] And I think he was coming on to me

[00:00:28] 我认为他对我有好感

[00:00:28] I think he might've thought I was gay

[00:00:32] 我想他或许认为我是一个同志

[00:00:32] Ahem so uh why are you telling me this

[00:00:34] 为什么你要告诉我这些

[00:00:34] Why should I care

[00:00:36] 为什么我要在意这些

[00:00:36] I don't care

[00:00:36] 我不在意

[00:00:36] What did you have for lunch today

[00:00:38] 今天中午你要吃些什么

[00:00:38] Oh you don't have to get

[00:00:39] 你不需要这样

[00:00:39] All defensive about it

[00:00:40] 对它十分排斥

[00:00:40] I'm NOT getting defensive

[00:00:42] 我没有排斥

[00:00:42] What do I care about some gay guy you met okay

[00:00:44] 为什么我要关心你遇到的一个同志

[00:00:44] I'm trying to read

[00:00:46] 我在专心阅读

[00:00:46] Oh I didn't mean anything by it

[00:00:48] 我并没有别的意思

[00:00:48] I just think it's something we should be able to talk about

[00:00:51] 我只是想 我们或许可以谈谈这件事

[00:00:51] I don't want to talk about it

[00:00:53] 我不想谈这件事

[00:00:53] This conversation is over

[00:00:53] 对话结束了

[00:00:53] Yeah but

[00:00:54] 是的

[00:00:54] OVER

[00:00:56] 结束了

[00:00:56] Well okay but just so you know

[00:00:59] 好吧 只是想让你知道

[00:00:59] IF YOU WERE GAY

[00:01:02] 如果你是同志

[00:01:02] THAT'D BE OKAY

[00:01:04] 没有关系

[00:01:04] I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY

[00:01:07] 嘿 我是想说

[00:01:07] I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY

[00:01:10] 我还会喜欢你

[00:01:10] BECAUSE YOU SEE

[00:01:12] 因为你瞧

[00:01:12] IF IT WERE ME

[00:01:15] 如果那是我

[00:01:15] I WOULD FEEL FREE

[00:01:16] 我会觉得很自在

[00:01:16] TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY

[00:01:18] 告诉别人我是一个同志

[00:01:18] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:01:20] 但是我不是

[00:01:20] Nicky please

[00:01:22] Nicky 摆脱

[00:01:22] I am trying to read

[00:01:27] 我在专心阅读

[00:01:27] What

[00:01:27] 什么

[00:01:27] IF YOU WERE QUEER

[00:01:29] 如果你不是同志

[00:01:29] Ah Nickey

[00:01:30] Nicky

[00:01:30] I'D STILL BE HERE

[00:01:31] 我还会在这里

[00:01:31] Nickey I'm trying to read this book

[00:01:33] Nickey 我正在阅读这本书

[00:01:33] YEAR AFTER YEAR

[00:01:34] 年复一年

[00:01:34] Nickey

[00:01:34] Nickey

[00:01:34] BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR

[00:01:36] 因为对我来说

[00:01:36] TO ME

[00:01:37] 你是宝贝

[00:01:37] Argh

[00:01:37] 而我也知道

[00:01:37] AND I KNOW THAT YOU

[00:01:39] 什么

[00:01:39] What

[00:01:40] 也会接受我

[00:01:40] WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO

[00:01:41] 我会吗

[00:01:41] I would

[00:01:42] 如果今天我告诉你

[00:01:42] IF I TOLD YOU TODAY

[00:01:44] 嘿 猜猜是什么

[00:01:44] HEY GUESS WHAT

[00:01:45] 我是同志

[00:01:45] I'M GAY

[00:01:46] 但是我不是

[00:01:46] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:01:48] 我很高兴

[00:01:48] I'M HAPPY

[00:01:50] 和你在一起

[00:01:50] JUST BEING WITH YOU

[00:01:51] 高跟鞋 灯红酒绿

[00:01:51] High Button Shoes Pal Joey

[00:01:53] 那和我

[00:01:53] SO WHAT SHOULD IT

[00:01:54] 有什么关系

[00:01:54] MATTER TO ME

[00:01:55] 你在床上

[00:01:55] WHAT YOU DO IN BED

[00:01:57] 和别人做什么

[00:01:57] WITH GUYS

[00:01:58] Nickey 那很粗鲁

[00:01:58] Nickey that's GROSS

[00:01:59] 不 不是

[00:01:59] No it's not

[00:02:00] 如果你是同志

[00:02:00] IF YOU WERE GAY

[00:02:03] 我会呼喊万岁

[00:02:03] I'D SHOUT HOORAY

[00:02:05] 我不听

[00:02:05] I am not listening

[00:02:05] 我会留在这里

[00:02:05] AND HERE I'D STAY

[00:02:07] //

[00:02:07] La la la la la

[00:02:08] 但是我不会

[00:02:08] BUT I WOULDN'T GET

[00:02:09] 阻拦你

[00:02:09] IN YOUR WAY

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[00:02:10] Aaaah

[00:02:10] 你可以相信我

[00:02:10] YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

[00:02:12] 永远相信

[00:02:12] TO ALWAYS BE

[00:02:14] 每天陪在你的身边

[00:02:14] BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY

[00:02:16] 告诉你这没有关系

[00:02:16] TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY

[00:02:18] 你只是生来就是

[00:02:18] YOU WERE JUST BORN

[00:02:19] 那样

[00:02:19] THAT WAY

[00:02:20] 就像他们说的那样

[00:02:20] AND AS THEY SAY

[00:02:21] 基因早就注定

[00:02:21] IT'S IN YOUR DNA

[00:02:22] 你是同志

[00:02:22] YOU'RE GAY

[00:02:23] 但是我不是

[00:02:23] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:02:28] 如果你是同志