《Coffee Makes Me Poo》歌词

[00:00:00] Coffee Makes Me Poo - Taryn Southern (塔瑞安·扫森)

[00:00:01] Artist: Taryn Southern

[00:00:03] I got to get myslf a latte

[00:00:07] And add some soymilk up and nashe

[00:00:11] And sprinkled cinamon on top

[00:00:14] Yeah

[00:00:18] I wake up in the morning

[00:00:19] Feelin' kinda bloated

[00:00:20] There's a pressure in my belly

[00:00:22] Hell let's not sugar coated

[00:00:24] I'm all backed up

[00:00:25] And I need to take a poo

[00:00:26] But there's no release in sight

[00:00:28] I don't know what to do

[00:00:30] I eat lotsa veggies

[00:00:31] And fiber cereal

[00:00:32] But nothin' will dispose

[00:00:34] Of all my raw material

[00:00:35] I make myself a cup

[00:00:37] Sixteen ounces of joe

[00:00:38] And just like magic

[00:00:40] It starts the flow

[00:00:42] Gotta poo I really gotta poo

[00:00:45] A cup of joe always

[00:00:46] Helps it all pass through

[00:00:49] My poo my poo my poo

[00:00:54] I ain't the only one

[00:00:55] Who know coffee makes you poo

[00:00:57] Listen to the experts

[00:00:58] Cuz what they say is true

[00:00:59] According to wiki

[00:01:01] When you drink in moderation

[00:01:03] Due to paristalsis

[00:01:04] Coffee prevents constipation

[00:01:05] Britney spears and rachel zoe

[00:01:07] Mary kate and lindsay lo

[00:01:08] Wanna know how they stay thin

[00:01:10] Coffee pushes out what's in

[00:01:11] I'll never understand

[00:01:13] Why people choose to quit

[00:01:14] When coffee tastes so good

[00:01:16] And it helps you take a shi

[00:01:18] Gotta poo I really gotta poo

[00:01:21] A cup of joe always

[00:01:22] Helps it all pass through

[00:01:25] My poo my poo my poo

[00:01:30] Now at eight am

[00:01:31] If I'm feeling kinda bloaded

[00:01:33] I make my coffee fully loaded

[00:01:36] By nine am I'm ready to explode

[00:01:42] Gotta poo I really gotta poo

[00:01:45] A cup of joe always

[00:01:46] Helps it all pass through

[00:01:48] My poo my poo my poo

[00:01:54] Gotta poo I really gotta poo

[00:01:56] A cup of joe always

[00:01:58] Helps it all pass through

[00:02:00] My poo my poo my poo

[00:02:07] My poo its kinda hard tryin to

[00:02:11] Push through yeah my poo

[00:02:15] Gonna help my poo got through

[00:02:19] Gonna helped best through oooohhh